YumDude

Thoughts become things 🌿

[YumDude @yum_dude]

"Why didn't I ever think of it that way before?" thread

[DesiEsco🇮🇳 @DesiEsco7]

AI will take over the jobs in India

meanwhile AI in india-

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Delhi Police dropping the hammer🔥

PTI reports: Passports of those DIRECTLY involved in vi0£ence during CJP protest may be CANCELLED.

CCTV, videos & evidence being used to identify ri0ters. No more hiding abroad after creating chaos at home.

Actions have consequences. And pls don't give Gyan to these Bast@rds on not to ruin their future by falling in trap of Political Masters of Cockroaches. They are not 2-3 yr kids to be trapped by offering chocolates. They knew the consequences & yet chose this. Let them repent now forever throughout life.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Nothing is more important than the welfare and future of our youth!

We have decided to set up fast-track courts to ensure swift and stringent punishment for those involved in paper leaks. Have directed the concerned authorities and officials to take all necessary steps in this regard. This continues our series of steps for safeguarding the interests of students.

Those who try to harm the future of our youth will not be spared.

देश के युवाओं का हित और उनका भविष्य हमारी सर्वोच्च प्राथमिकता है।

पेपर लीक के सभी मामलों में दोषियों को जल्द से जल्द कठोर दंड देने के लिए, केस के त्वरित निस्तारण के लिए फास्ट ट्रैक कोर्ट्स का गठन किया जाएगा। इस संबंध में निर्देश दे दिए गए हैं कि संबंधित विभाग आवश्यक कार्रवाई सुनिश्चित करें।

विद्यार्थियों के हितों को सुरक्षित करने के लिए, सरकार द्वारा लिए जा रहे निर्णयों की श्रृंखला में ये एक महत्वपूर्ण कदम है।

युवाओं के भविष्य के साथ खिलवाड़ करने वाले किसी भी व्यक्ति को बख्शा नहीं जाएगा।

[Slimfit @iSlimfit]

She didn’t lie at all 😂

[YumDude @yum_dude]

@elizax650 Ruler

[Guneet Sahni @gntshni]

No hate but Gujaratis are the most uncouth specimen of India.

Biharis toh faaltu badnaam hai.

[YumDude @yum_dude]

@amazonIN i paid for the Prime subscription. You made a commitment to get the item delivered by today. I had ordered medicine organiser for my parents. You failed your commitment, charged me for a service you didn’t deliver & i haven’t received my item & its been marked delivered

[Giorgia Meloni @GiorgiaMeloni]

Thank you for the gift

[BhikuMhatre @MumbaichaDon]

Only one word for him— RESPECT 🙏

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The vaccine dosage was obviously too high and done too many times.

I had the original Wuhan virus before there was any vaccine and it was much like any other cold/flu. Bad, but not terrible.

But my second vaccine shot almost sent me to the hospital. Felt like I was dying.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

This should be headline news EVERYWHERE.

A Pfizer insider who was former head of toxicology in Europe has just come out and said something that many "conspiracy theorists" suspected.

He estimates that 20 000 to 60 000 people in Germany have died from the c*vid vaccine.

This was said at a parliamentary enquiry commission in Germany.

So why isn't this massive news being reported everywhere?

Is the mainstream media that has recieved millions in funding from Bill Gates deliberately covering this up... 🤔

[Crime Master Gogo (PARODY) 🇮🇳 @vipul2777]

My whole life was lie..😭😭😭

[Prayag @theprayagtiwari]

In Hyderabad, a man’s bike was stolen 3 months ago from Habeeb Nagar area, he immediately went to the police station and filed an FIR, hoping they would find it soon

Days passed… then weeks… then months, No update, Slowly, he accepted that his bike was probably gone forever

Then today, something unexpected happened

He received a traffic challan

At first, he was confused, He hasn’t even seen his bike for 3 months… so how can he get a challan?

Out of curiosity, he opened the challan details and checked the photo

And there it was

His stolen bike… on the road… being used normally.

And the funniest part?

The thief’s face was clearly visible in the photo, riding the bike like it belonged to him 😭

So basically, the police couldn’t find the stolen bike for months… but a traffic camera caught both the bike and the thief in one click 🤣

Hello @hydcitypolice

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Chinese carmaker BYD unveils a recharge as fast as filling up with gas

[Heritage Girl @HeritageGirl7]

In 2005, an enterprising woman from Thailand came to Pune to visit the Shrimant Dagdusheth Halwai Ganpati. Afterward, she began traveling from Thailand to Pune every month for darshan. She desired to build a Dagdusheth Ganpati temple in Thailand as well. Initially, the Trust refused her permission.

But after some time, the trust, seeing the woman's unwavering devotion, granted permission to build the temple a few years later. The 700-kilogram idol of Shri Ganesha was shipped to Thailand, and a replica of the Pune temple was built. This year, the first Ganesh Utsav is being celebrated there. Ganpati Bappa Morya!

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

BREAKING: KitKat official statement

[🇨🇳XuZhenqing徐祯卿 @XueJia24682]

✨🇨🇳A Chinese company, Unipath, has launched a household robot that is now in real-home use. It can wake users up on time, operate home appliances, organize storage spaces, and even cook meals automatically.

[YumDude @yum_dude]

Dear @SOUEASTUAE team,

I’ve recently bought S08 DM and have been trying to figure out where to insert the SD/TF Storage Card for the inbuilt dashcam. None of your representatives here seem to know where the storage card slot is. Can you help? @SOUEASTGlobal

[SUDHIR @seriousfunnyguy]

🚨Important Long tweet:

India didn’t reduce the petrol prices even when crude prices went down, yes India was making money. But unlike the corrupt previous governments, Modi was using that money for:

1. Clearing the huge 3.23L Crore Oil Bonds from 2012-14 Congress time amidst huge interest burden.

2. Increasing the Defence Capital Expenditure from $2.5 lac Crore in 2013 to $6.81 lac Crore in 2026 (Operation Sindoor yaad hai ya Bhool Gaye?)

3. 10 times increase in Railways Capital Expenditure from a mere Rs 28000 Cr in 2013 to Rs 293000 Cr in 2026
@nsitharaman deserves every bit of praise for the above 2 points

4. From 69 airports in the country in 2013 to now 140 airports today, Modi made more airports in 12 years than Nehru, Indira, Rajiv and Sonia made in 65 years.

5. 68 Vande Bharat trains, Metro running in a dozen cities & Bullet train under process. 100% electrification on all major routes. Kavach system installed. Kudos to @AshwiniVaishnaw

6. National Highways: The network expanded by 60%, from 91,287 km in 2014 to over 1,46,000 km in 2025. Credit goes to our Highway man @nitin_gadkari

7. Maritime: Port capacity nearly doubled to 2,762 MMTPA through the Sagarmala Programme.

8. Digital India: Expansion of the BharatNetproject connecting over 2.14 lakh gram panchayats with optical fiber and the widespread adoption of UPI, which now handles nearly half of the world's real-time digital payments

9. 12 crore toilets built under the Swachh Bharat Mission, making India almost Open Defecation Free

10. More than 4 crore pucca houses given to the poor under PM Awas Yojana

11. The Jal Jeevan Missionprovided tap water connections to over 15.6 crore rural households, against just 17% in 2013.

12. Distributed 10.33 crore free LPG connections via the Ujjwala Yojana to improve women's health

13. 55 crore bank accounts were opened under the Jan Dhan Yojana, enabling direct benefit transfers of Rs 44 lakh crore to the poor.

14. Ayushman Bharat provides health coverage of up to Rs 5 lakh per family per year to over 55 crore individuals.

15. Established 23 new AIIMS and over 2,000 new medical colleges since 2014.

16. World’s tallest statue, highest bridge, longest tunnel, New Convention centres, exhibition Halls, Museums, Temples, Smart Cities, Global Hubs, Road connectivity till China Border, Indian Tejas, Brahmos, Drones, we are becoming a new world power.

These are just a few of our @narendramodi Ji’s achievements that I could remember. You may add more but remember “India will pay a little more from its pocket for fuel but never again will bring back politicians who filled their own pockets instead of making India great!” Jai Hind 🇮🇳

[Shaurya Mishra @shauryabjym]

POV :
Each day of our lives we make deposits in the memory banks of our children.
Whatever this is so cute & adorable !