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yumcha, sandwiches & self deprecating memes

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Wild that the uk seem to work till at least 5pm on a Friday

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Someone signed and got delivered my package and I’ve been home all day!!!! no one tried to deliver anything.

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My goal for 2024 is for people to think I’m on Ozempic

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Going back to work on the second of January is a crime

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There is about a 7 minute window after work where I feel like I could do anything other than food and bed

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In a huge mall for the first time in so long fuck I love the mall miss 277 every day

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People on the tube read the most wild books

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Can these companies please stop making me do these dumb personality and cognitive tests

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A women at work said to me “I know that look” because she saw me smiling at my phone but I was smiling at my joke I was sending my friend.

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Why is casual dress listed under benefits

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If you post your boyfriend all over Instagram and then break up we all deserve the break up story

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My life has me living off free coffee and tears at the moment - someone just give me a million dollars or a decent paying job asap.

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Can I get off bed bug tiktok please

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Do I see the eras movie or wait for concert then see

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When I left Budapest after 368 sleep overs 😭

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@Allyhellokittyy Fuck I love hundreds and thousands when you visit please bring me 10 packs

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Reason 1/1 why I’m happy I live in London now

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Holy trinity

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I need them to un cancel HIMYF I’m rewatching third time it’s a new comfort show

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First meal in new home in London v tight