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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 26 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@MatthewACherry marry me

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me being discovered after one week of quarantine

[Ben Haist @bhaist]

no one:

absolutely no one:

honestly, truly, positively no human being:

an email from a restaurant you made a reservation at in 2017 and haven’t thought about since: WE LOVE ALL OF OUR LOYAL GUESTS AND WANT THEM TO BE SAFE WE ARE MONITORING THE CORONAVIRUS AND WILL UPDA

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@mattgee only if we go see “i still believe”

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@mattgee gooz!!

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please don’t forget to tell me you’ve voted

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@mattgee @twi_age makes me so mad

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@mattgee that 0.000000001% of the time when i like a graphic t 😂

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@mattgee oh idkh

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@TwirlinCorndogs @caitiedelaney i will never not laugh at this

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@mattgee dead. HATE these

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@nicholelynn i need to see the first one again but for now i’m coming at you.

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@nicholelynn when i first heard you say ammonia i was like 🤔🤔🤔

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@KarenKilgariff quite possibly my fav movie this year

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@mattgee hennnnnnnnnnnnnnnyy

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@nicholelynn both offer trots

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@KarenKilgariff what about walking through honey?

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@jcobcorreia oh no. i need to catch up

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@FallenHousewife 💔💔💔