Agi Nagy

i love to get women pregnant

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

when someone asks me a question about The Lord of the Rings but I can’t answer it without bringing up The Silmarillion

[Agi Nagy @yummiepotato]

infantile schoolgirl realness

[Penny Daflos @PennyDaflos]

Being a woman on twitter summarized in one handy image:

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Does Weinstein ditch his walker now that the verdict is in, or does he keep it going for a little while longer?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

American Hero.

Thank you, Katherine Johnson. 🇺🇸

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP! 🏃‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️🎤🎤

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

Trolls are bad, but this might be worse?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I’m running against some folks who are billionaires.

I’m also running against others who aren’t billionaires, but get funding from billionaires.

You cannot change a corrupt system by taking its money.

[Joe Wilkinson @gillinghamjoe]

If you have a hobby and people don't think you are a prick, you're not doing it right.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Folks, I’m not gonna lie: I am seriously disturbed by those of you defending that man who repeatedly punched the back of that woman’s seat. The blatant condoning of male rage and entitlement while women are shamed for asserting their space is disgusting. Do some soul searching.

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Nailed it

[Ultimate Rihanna @URihannaFansite]

Rihanna is so active on Instagram today

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

My mom just sent this e-mail to the family after seeing the Trump pic.

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

We don’t let 1 person control the water for 2.5 billion people.

We don’t let 1 person control electricity for 2.5 billion people.

Why do we let 1 man control the information seen by 2.5 billion people?

Facebook needs to be regulated by governments, not ruled by an emperor!

[dj franzia @hawillisdc]

yall: skincare
i see: a late capitalism company collecting biometric data for surveillance & boosting profits by preying on insecurities on a micro level pointing out all your flaws to accelerate body dysmorphia/sell more product while you aspire to unattainable beauty standards.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

In every scene, you are my star, @MichelleObama! Happy birthday, baby!

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

UNHhhh Season 5 premieres Jan 22 on #WOWPresentsPlus. 💦

Need help with your homework? Diagnosed w/ mesothelioma? Feel entitled to a cash settlement? Tweet your questions to @worldofwonder and tag #WOWHelpMe for some on-screen advice from @trixiemattel & @katya_zamo this year!

[Emilia Fart @emiliafart]

I’m not in the middle of a breakdown, I’m just trying an experiment where I act like the exact opposite of myself. This is me artfully naked-