yung buffet

perma-bull degen, $ansem hodl-er, found $dot @ $80k, VARIATIONAL VIP CODE: OMNI7MBV6K7K

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

DO YOU REALISE HOW INSANELY MASSIVELY BULLISH THIS IT?!

$Dot is THE runner of the cycle 🔥

[stage @stagedhappen]

We have spent $20,000 on dedicated 8x NVIDIA H100 compute for DotCode.

We've signed a dedicated GPU capacity agreement with our provider, including a DPA/no-training commitment, for an 8x H100 DotCode runtime at $20k/month.

DotCode will not be an MVP, but rather, a fully fledged, agentic coding environment. A consumer application built from the ground up around private AI infrastructure.

This requires serious compute, and a strict, privacy-first architecture. We do not want coding agents and user sandboxes depending on random third-party model APIs.

Additionally, we are bringing a dedicated coding model to this infrastructure, giving users a stronger DotCode experience at a more competitive price.

8x H100 80GB HBM3
640GB GPU VRAM
NVLink topology
~1.5TiB system RAM

This lets us run Dot-managed coding infrastructure for our users: private sandboxes, strict log minimization, no training on user code, and a clear infrastructure agreement with our GPU capacity partner.

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@TheCryptoKazi 💯

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

realising how deep in bas and solana i am

portfolio is bleeding

been rugged 4 times in last 36 hours

bought a scam token on robinhood chain and thought i was up and hardly slept trying to sort it out

will @blknoiz06 see this and throw me a bag👀? been hodling solana:9cRCn9rGT8V2imeM2BaKs13yhMEais3ruM3rPvTGpump for almost 2 weeks and adding, posting, bullpen etc.

or is my account too small to even benefit from
holding😞?

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

scoop up projects like $dot while the hype is elsewhere

it’ll come back, violently. be patient.

[stage @stagedhappen]

Our subscription packages have been live now for under 24 hours, and we've already hit a total monthly recurring revenue of $1,191.

Breakdown:
Pro:
-11 paid in $DOT ($132)
-8 paid in USDC ($120)
→ 19 users | $252/month
ProX:
-5 paid in $DOT ($315)
-3 paid in USDC ($237)
→ 8 users | $552/month
Max:
-2 paid in $DOT ($238)
-1 paid in USDC ($149)
→ 3 users | $387/month

Current totals
-18 subscribers paying through the native $DOT rail → $685/month
-12 subscribers paying in USDC → $506/month

Our focus now is simple: improve the efficiency of the Dot ecosystem whilst growing our userbase, relentlessly prioritizing user retention.

https://t.co/QIRgoLbJdy

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@KemalSquare turns out you were right lol

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

holy fuck robinhood chain is the WORST experience i've had in crypto

seriously wtf why have they released this?!?!?!?

up $15k on $vex and can't sell as the tokens won't show on metamask or uniswap i've tried everything they're definitely in my wallet.

FUCK YOU VLAD.

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@SickAssPen hahaha i wish i could say it was my first🤣!!

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

$5k reward to anyone who can help retrieve my funds (not stolen, sent to my wallet, just not showing up) from robinhood chain

bought $vex, up bigly, tokens not showing when i try to sell.

got tx id's etc.

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@SickAssPen well thats the fucking shittest thing ive heard all day

ok thanks and i guess that other guy was right lol

damn. thanks again for taking the time to figure that out i was going crazy this morning

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@SickAssPen i should probably mention now im not even worth $5k so can't actually provide that but i'll obviously be eternally grateful if you can help me get to the bottom of this😅

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@SickAssPen nah I 100% have bought the correct one and it’s 100% been sent to my wallet it’s just not showing and not allowing sells.

I’ve obviously imported the token and switched chains etc but still glitching

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

looking back i don't think i've ever had a positive experience with @Uniswap in the last 4 years

high af slippage and tokens don't show up

shit app and rh chain is a shit chain

gfy

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@KemalSquare its the correct one ive checked its just a bitch and rh is just a shit network. fucking due kms here lmao $15k gone😭😂

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

if anyone can help me find my $vex token funds in my metamask wallet so I can sell them, i'll give you 50% of profits

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

anyone know how to fix metamask/uniswap so that it shows your tokens from rh chain and you can actually sell this shit?

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

is there anything actually decent on rh chain?

aside form $cashcat ive only encountered scams

metamask + uniswap not showing tokens you've bought so you can't even sell

yea back to solana and base i think lads

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@stagedhappen 🤌🤌🤌

[stage @stagedhappen]

A fully agentic coding ecosystem where you can ask, build, iterate and create anything, in complete privacy.

And you can do all of this, cheaper than anywhere else.

We’re coming.

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

@phantom So embarrassing

[yung buffet @yung_buffet]

in hindsight it’ll be obvious this was the death of @solana lmao

[Solana @solana]

BREAKING: $CASHCAT is live on Solana via @sunrise

The cat found its way home.