sweet caroline🍄

:/

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

That “ Student Driver” sticker don’t mean shit to me Drive that mfn car

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

hannah baker weak af, i’m on reason number 5356 and still here

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

sometimes a book is five stars because it's a masterpiece. sometimes it's five stars because it made my brain release dopamine. both are valid.

[Himbo President 🇵🇸 @himbopresident]

It's a small thing but Carter Hart going down in history as the worst goalie in the history of the Stanley Cup finals is so beautiful

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.

[hannah ❤️‍🔥 @sippingaugust]

my mayor muslim
my bagels jewish
taylor swift courtside
knicks in five!!!!!

[ivy ☁️ @pinkclouding13]

GOD HATES DONALD TRUMP AND THUS THE KNICKS CURSE BEGAN BUT THE DEVIL DID NOT EXPECT GODS MOST BELOVED CREATION TAYLOR SWIFT TO REBUKE AND CLEANSE ALL EVIL THAT WAS MANIFESTED IN THAT STADIUM! NEW YORK CITY OWES TAYLOR SWIFT SO MUCH

[Kimbrrlee 🐞 @Kimbrrleeee]

Everyone: you all hate Spencer because he’s not a Democrat

Me: I have hated him since the early 2000s

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

After tonight:

🕯 🕯
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Bring back
🕯 Modell’s 🕯

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[Bob Kawa @bob_kawa]

Hockey is so great, shame that it’s played almost exclusively by the worst people alive

[r @6ffside]

and for my next magic trick, acl tears for the entire vegas golden knights roster

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[The HockeySport Podcast @HockeySportPod]

Usually when an American team wins the Stanley Cup, they owe their win to the Canadian Youth Hockey system.

This is gonna be the first Stanley Cup won thanks to the Canadian Judicial system.

[chelsaya @chelsaya]

just filled my tank up for $50 because the president started a war because he FUCKS CHILDREN

[TuskedUp 🦣🏒 @TuskedUp]

Maybe he should have asked Utah to stop.

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

you caught you?

[prince :3 @frankenteenz]

do u ever think abt how you wouldn't be the person you are currently without glee

[daniel 🐌 @escargotpro_]

Lifelong New York Metro Liver Skilled in The Art of How to Talk to a Crackhead