Austin Bourgeois

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[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@RealByl It’s time for you to write your screen play.

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@heyyyydanii On a regular damn basis! And it sucks because I’m too lazy to take it back off so I just have to decide which of the three danglers are going to be covered for the day 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@HotepQueen @mutantmilktea @judygarlegend @NoHickies1 @ItalianFiesta What salting fries at McDonald’s?

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@heyyyydanii

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@RelentlessBeats So sexxxxxxyyyyyyyyy 😛😛😛😛

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

Anyone ever wish they were actually as attractive as their Bitmoji?

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

So happy someone finally switched off the “torture Arizonan’s with scorching heat” button.

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

Hope everyone is staying six feet away during all these protests! Corona is still a thing 😷 stay safe idiots 🤘🏼

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

Just had a Creed concert in my shower. How's your quarantine going? #corona

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@heyyyydanii Dude come support me please! L’Amore Italian! Wed-sat, 4-8. The best Italian food you’ll ever have 💕

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@tinaked You’re excluded 💕

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

If your house is dirty at this point of COVID, you should be diagnosed as lazy.

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

Y’all think the nations obesity rate is gonna spike with us sitting at home shoveling food in our faces?

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

Hey @netflix can you just remove the “are you still watching” thing. We’re obviously gonna be watching for our next couple months of unemployment.

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@heyyyydanii 😂

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@kenjstarr @WattyRacing @losclarke @glamelegance @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump JJ dressk gtg s

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@pazpaz @Subtronics @ nocturnal wonderland

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@sammy_spiker That was literally uncalled for. Like I was like alright this is gonna be lame, BUT NO, CRYING ALONE AT 1 AM OVER A DAMN IPAD COMMERCIAL.

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

Yo don't watch the add trailer about the iPad on Hulu it will literally rip out your guts and make you cry

[Austin Bourgeois @yungboosh]

@heyyyydanii That’s literally life. Everything in life. Every corporate, business, etc. dbags are everywhere dude. Can’t get away from them. Yet we all still continue to support all of them