I sat down with @TitaniaMcGrath’s good friend @andrewdoyle_com to talk about how social justice is ransacking satire and comedy: https://t.co/EIBaBcESE2
I got 0 offers for this special so I paid to shoot it myself and we are already at 816K views in not even two weeks. Grateful to all of you who have watched and shared it. It's available here free: https://t.co/3MClzsVrh8
Happy Chanukah! 👶🏼💕🍩🕎
And thank you for all our lovely messages re baby Mave, I need several night feeds to catch up with them all but they’re all very much appreciated! 🥰
Mom: You need to start thinking about having kids.
Me: Have kids for me or for you?
Mom: For your happiness
*20 min later into the argument / conversation*
Mom: I need some grand babies!
Me: Exactly what I thought.
Mom: *Silence*
Me: 😂
Mom: U think you’re so smart
The MNF Cat Curse is real 😳
Since the black cat sighting on November 4th, the NFL's cat teams have lost every game they've played. (h/t Reddit u/Duval11)
When my wife (who’s shy af) first met my extended family we had a big dinner with about 14 people. At the end of the meal I said “to say thanks she’d love to sing for you all”.
Everyone went silent and stared at her and she still hasn’t forgiven me 9 years later
@OfficialLivePD it would be great if there was trading cards made of all of the officers on the show. If some of the proceeds would go to a charity for Officers, that would be cool too!