lil kooky

fear the frog!!!! Avalanche fan: I love the grape ape (Cale Makar). Denver based frog with one cool car 😳

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Queer icon Anthony Davis slam dunks on homophobia and sucks that sweet penis.

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Listening the Goo Goo Dolls, remembering my old wife, Iris, who ironically called me Poo Poo Balls for an incident I’m sure you could glean from the context

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If everything could ever feel this real forever!

If anything could ever be this good again…

[skirkinara😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 @zneshnaya]

there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations

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LeBron cheating? Yes he’s cheated. He cheated when he came over for family bunko night. He couldn’t have me beat him fair and square.

He also had sex with my girlfriend (white) of 6 years that night

[@mrlovenstein.bsky.social @MrLovenstein]

you're gonna wanna see this

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Holding a turd in, the odor is starting to #SeepOut

However releasing a deucage at work is certainly untenable

Much to consider

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@SwipaCam The frog made such mistake once. Puddle of mud 1995, Kansas City, MO at Zoo Bar. I was dancing up on a beautiful broad when my girlfriend at the time caught us grabbing a couple of Zimas at the bar!

The only real mistake was the lady ended up becoming wife/ex wife number 1 🤣

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@ThayneMcCulloh @GonzagaU @GonzagaPrez We will miss you Thayne! Also I am gay.

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When I was sent away from my pond as a young tadpole a salt of the earth couple raised me and showed me what it meant to care for one another and what it meant to be human.

Inspire of my ex wives, what I saw in NYC, Fart McFart, Woody Allen i carry those listens with me today

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@JournalStarNews

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I worked at Jacks in the haymarket. Scott Frost would run up his tab full of taco Tuesday tacos and @ZiplineBrewing copper alt’s.

When asked to pay his tab he’d say “how about the big ten adjusts to this” and drop his cock/dick on the bar a la Avery moss. This happened 8 times

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Wife #3’s cock card (a la face card) was lethal, lethally orgasmic and lethal to our marriage

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Once you hear Bill Burr’s take on The Grand Budapest Hotel, you can’t unsee it on rewatch!! #DafoeDaEffslur
Rape Finnes ain’t ol voldiemort no more!

#2014

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Much against the god of (poop) gods Deus, the calcified poop has been evacuated. Much more time and I fear we could’ve had a Suez Canal situation alas the frog reigns supreme once more #MajorDueceage #Kookamunga

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#NewProfilePic

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Brad Pitt crashed his F1 car while overcorrecting a turn during the filming of “F1” he killed like 3 extras and sent a camera man into a coma #F1TheMovie

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look at this guy why is he doing that what is his deal

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Woopty fonking doo. why the hell are you so happy? what have you been waiting for? like what’s your deal!?