austin massa

these are excerpts from a nemophilist’s omniana; ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[austin massa @yungflez]

Bruh I have €8 to live on tomorrow

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Thanks to the Inflation Reduction Act, we capped the cost of insulin for seniors at $35 a month.

MAGA Republicans want to repeal it.

[austin massa @yungflez]

I’ve got to stop listening to Elliot Smith in the mornings

[austin massa @yungflez]

Can we acknowledge the fact that the Barbie/ Oppenheimer debacle is just an industry plant stimulus package from Hollywood to get people to go back to theaters in this post pandemic world?

[austin massa @yungflez]

@ProMotocross Kitchen has drip this moto

[austin massa @yungflez]

Feeling some of these feelings feels funny 🥴

[austin massa @yungflez]

Little Rock is suffocating me

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Liberals can quote Karl Marx but not the Bible, this is a problem.

[austin massa @yungflez]

Hotd spoiler: unc finna try to kill that baby, but then his plan going to get spoiled and princess gon fall in love w that poor jouster boi to become king and queen

[austin massa @yungflez]

Ow, my heart

[austin massa @yungflez]

Currently I’m listening to sza sitting under a tree on top of a hill at a castle in Ljubljana, Slovenia waiting for a rain storm to pass. I have zero complaints in life rn

[austin massa @yungflez]

I’m just sitting on a beach in Cyprus watching @F1

[austin massa @yungflez]

When a Cypriot speaks French it sounds Mandarin

[austin massa @yungflez]

T go oui https://t.co/oIPVU73dzh

[austin massa @yungflez]

This is a simple observation: there’s a lot of people built like tall boi cans out here and they’re all American

[austin massa @yungflez]

Punch drunk lovin

[austin massa @yungflez]

The older I get the more I realize that 1.) everyone does cocaine and 2.) everyone is cheating on each other all the time

[austin massa @yungflez]

Martial arts dudes were just the 2a dudes of the 17th century

[austin massa @yungflez]

@IndyCar why tf do y’all have commercials on peacock premium. Moreover, why do you have them so frequently.

[austin massa @yungflez]

“i’M tHe MaIn cHaRaCter” no you’re not. you’re a dummy with a god complex and sociopathic tendencies

[austin massa @yungflez]

I am excited