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[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn’t buy a gingerbread house from you bitches

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

It’s kind of humiliating when the arts and crafts can tell there’s impatience in your heart

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

everything about dua lipa’s life is like she rubbed a genie lamp and got all 3 wishes. she’s naturally gorgeous, always on some type of dream vacation, and met her husband bc they were reading the same book. for my mental health, i have to block her

[🐌 @russtrome]

not a huge fan of how mean everybody is nowadays

[nyn @blacknoirsgf]

the deep should‘ve called homelander “brolander“ at least once

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

i’m a slut for a severe thunderstorm and horror movies

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

The Deep straight up rejecting character development with a big loud “NOOOOOOO” has to be one of the funniest things he’s ever done 😭😭😭

[hera @shiningdaisies]

sorry i had feelings i'll replace them with jokes right away

[Jen 💥 @ttimelesstvftv]

Astrology lesson by Madonna at Sabchella was not on my 2026 bingo card

[ً @cryst6ls]

sorry for acting weird it’s just that i mirror people and you were being weird first

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppletomyeye]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tyra banks youre going to look gorgeous in hell i am so sorry but you have to go there

[SailorAbby @Sailor_Abby965]

UFC on Paramount+ is horrible. No fighter walkout. No between rounds commentary. Almost all commercials if fights finish early. Subscribing to Paramount+ for this is not worth it.

[butch optimus prime @cindymoon]

I like dead poets society because it really encapsulates the experience of wanting to kill your friend’s parents

[Julian @Asghoull]

gang r u even pure of heart

[fishy and chips I DID NOT BUY PREMIUM @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

I'm evil but like in a kind way

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

three wise men? I highly doubt that