novacane

🇲🇽 | a mi me bautizaron con un trago de tequila | ♎️

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

What is going on ???????

[novacane @yungizzyy]

“I swear I didn’t cheat she just fell on me” ass scenario

[FadeHubb @FadeHubb]

That is just assault

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

Cardi B we need you to drug one last man…

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

Ok moose knuckle

[novacane @yungizzyy]

@kyuuubibee Have you gone to “el si hay” amiga I think it’s what it’s called (deja busco 🕵🏽‍♀️)

[z̵s̴a̶ ̸z̸s̶a̴ ̷g̸a̷b̴o̶r̴t̵i̷o̵n̴ @zsazsagabortion]

omg that’s like their beyoncé

[novacane @yungizzyy]

I asked the girl at Starbucks to just make me what she likes as far as refreshers go (I don’t drink coffee I be shitting) and she gave it to me for free “just in case I don’t like it 🥹🥹🥹 whatever she gave me it good af today gone be a good day

[Christian @districtlazo]

Every time

[777 @jackynicolec]

<33

[Melech. @MelechThomas]

A chicken wing RICO is wild

[Judge Fruity 🍑🍇🍒 @bankrolltiffy]

Me when Popeyes tells me it’s a 15 min wait on spicy:

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

Btch who tf is dat

[Dr. Hadi H @Mr_HadiH]

When they ask me why do you love Romania 🇷🇴

Where else can you find something like this 🤣🤣

[L.A.S. @SartoriallyInc]

happy memorial day

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This how Kevin McCallister was controlling them cardboard cutouts in Home Alone

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

I remember Covid-19 had my Uncle on facebook acting like I Am Legend

[Cathedral @church_on_here]

Who wants to go to Four Seasons Orlando?

[𝕱aith Love @Izzyalright]

WHY HE GOT THAT SHIT ON 😭😭😭