yungmicrodick

typing in all lowercase until i can find my happiness. peepeepoopoo. 18+

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men invented gay sex so they could have sex with each other

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making a borg with the $25 erewhon water

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i may not be the prettiest girl in the room but i have a gun

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despite my best efforts i’ve been targeted by god

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you have the kind of butt cheeks that make a girl call her mom and apologize for the way she acted as a teenager

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if i was there when cain murdered abel i would’ve been like “woah dude stop”

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maybe if bernie just showed a little more skin….

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i was in a car accident on thursday can you send me a picture of ur pussy from the back

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ahhh an ice cold dr paper

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i hope the women in stem will make tobacco healthy

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the more expensive a thing, the more money it costs

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lot of nuance to a ritz cracker if you really pay attention

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you know, come to think of it, i don’t think those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

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they’re putting me down because i kept biting him

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u get a strike in a bowling alley and it shows u a video of u getting an unwanted erection in school

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you have trauma, i have swag. we are not the same

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in a relationship with the shadow man i saw during my benadryl induced psychosis

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not even a penis ritual can save us now

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touching grass is not enough i need a gun

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shout out to evil women with big tits