Ur thick mom

You can’t spell advertisements without the semen between the tits

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

@NElbardissi We’re over

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

When people ask me if I’m cultured I tell them I bust my first nut to the birth of venus

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

I feel like such a dirty little whore when I take my sweater off at the gym :(

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

What’s your favourite cumfart food?

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Approach life like you’re trying to bust a nut on opiates

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Friends with benefits or nutty buddies?

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

I see you motherfuckers liking hentai on your alts

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Poptropica slut or hello kitty whore, there can only be one

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

People look more like O.o than o.o

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Fuck, marry, kill: Mr. Peanut, Michelin Man, Tony the Tiger

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

I watch cringe tiktok compilations as a reminder to not get too happy

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Do girls with a fat ass fart louder? I’m an auditory learner btw

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Mood

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

@SpaceLiminalBot Isn’t this just costco

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Puppets are like people, once you stick your hand up their ass you control them

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Bing bong

[Ur thick mom @yungvanillla]

Just chilling bricked up with the homies

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damn...

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I would let a nectarine slap me across the face for another bite