𝔂𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓿𝔁𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓮

nude metal generation

[𝔂𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓿𝔁𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓮 @yungvxggie]

dudes will say "equal rights, equal fights" but won't even get pegged smh my head bro

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

good morning! the president of the United States is a child rapist

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Dear white women:

Remember: If you're killed by schizophrenic Black man, white men will rise to avenge your death against every Black person on the planet.

But if you're raped as a child by billionaires and presidents, well -- you're on your own.

[Sam Haselby @samhaselby]

You guys put Luigi in prison for this

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

For the thousands of National Guard Troops preparing to deploy in U.S. cities on Trumps command…

Listen up, pay attention.

“We Don’t Take An Oath to a Wannabe Dictator….We take an oath to the Constitution”

- General Mark Milley

[entrapranure @entrapranure]

The Grand Canyon has so much potential, why haven’t we done this yet?

[HEART ATTACK MAN @HeartAttackMane]

Dudes will grow the worst mustache on earth and be like yup

[𝔂𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝓿𝔁𝓰𝓰𝓲𝓮 @yungvxggie]

@nicolee_1996 Hi single, I’m dad

[awlivv @awlivv]

@_rosebutts i’m saving myself for jesus (we’re gonna fuck)

[🌙On Earth You Are A Novice⛅ @airtruck]

@mattxiv There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate information from incomplete sets of data

[awlivv @awlivv]

if i had a bf i’d say “pissing all by yourself handsome?” to him at least once a day

[awlivv @awlivv]

they should sell diet coke in gallon jugs like milk

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

when the function doesn’t have any beer or weed or juul pods or ketamine or cigarettes or hamburgers or cool dogs or rare paintings or popsicles or a tiny little elf who wants to tell me my future

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

get out of your comfort zone 💯 and into your cumfart zone 😩

[nihilift @Nihilift]

Weighted Vests for Cats: Tire Those Little Fuckers Out™️