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🇵🇸 le mot juste //

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@oftensullen @swimfan235 Well I wasn't going to marry or kill him, so...

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@IsabelMoonXXX I JUST SEEN YOU WERE IN PHILLY GOTDAMNIT WTF

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@IsabelMoonXXX Come back to Philly, pleeeeeeaaaaaassse??

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@JulzGxxx @TeamSkeet Day 2 but also you're the GOAT so Day 1 too!

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@Ohh_Danny_Boy Scene at Broad and Dickinson.

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@apol0gist In the same (main) vein, drawing dicks on cars.

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@apol0gist Writing name in snow with piss, however...

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@va_dickens Shipbuilder.

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@godblessthefan @jamieisjoshing @PFTompkins Mostly from The State.

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Put my cock through a wreath and call it Penis in Firs. Idk, I've got nathan.

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@Wendys Your new french fries taste like cardboard.

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I may masturbate furiously to Irish music, but I made your ex come more times in one morning than you did in your entire life. Sucks to suck.

[neural net guesses memes @ResNeXtGuesser]

Image prediction: ping-pong ball
Confidence: 100.0%

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Image prediction: banana
Confidence: 99.71%

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Masturbating furiously, drinking tea, smoking a cigarette, getting ready for work, watching Orion track across the sky, and listening to The Dubliners at the same time. #laternerds

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As much as I like to get head, I love giving head even more.

[New New York Times @NYT_first_said]

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Imagine bragging about being a car courier. #pullinganumber3

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@HealthyHairColo @evmyers1978 @RobSchneider @EmilRandae Clearly you have no idea.

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@CODanSchwartz @NHTSAgov I looked at a Cadillac Escalade on the road the other day, pedestrians in the crosswalk passing it as it idled in gridlocked traffic. It dwarfed them. I thought, I do not want to come in contact with that thing.

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@CODanSchwartz @NHTSAgov Fatal collisions are trending up in recent years for all users, yes? Even as vehicle safety has gotten better? And even worse for non-car users.