- i arrive at taywedding
- i kiss princess sabrina on the forehead
- i give tree a nasty side eye
- i congratulate the beautiful couple and casually mention i babysit
- i pull travis aside to describe what we will do to him if he ever fucks up
- i hook up with a random chiefs player
- i leave
- i receive a call from tayvis in 2028 to babysit sweet baby marjorie
donating $26M a few days before your wedding is another level of generosity and kindness and sweetness and i would sacrifice myself for her
#parasocial#dontcare