matt bauer

entrepreneur, florida local, 2 x cancer survivor

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@DizzyForMayor why does buddy always sound like a sexual predator, non of the girls on the radio want or will get with him. Tell him for me please

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@RobGronkowski little legs reminds me of your little brain

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@RogerandJP the skyway bridge was hit by the same captain both times. John Leto

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no one has to give you flowers when you’re wearing the crown…

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🧃 was right, they all pretty much the same

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it’s always just me myself and my dogs

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from blood to shells 🐚

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i ain’t need nobody here; ILL HOLD ID DOWN FOR MY FAM

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don’t forget this ever; when your girl need a real American man to fix something.

she’s calling me. even if she said she’s calling the mechanic

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will ya hmu already

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something no one talks about; they either glow up or blow up

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it’s straight cause the “homies from the old block”, don’t support me nor my business.

but truth be told most of them can’t afford my pricing

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im on drink away from the devil

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doorman

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friendly extortion

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stuck between hell and purgatory

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what an ass of a 30th birthday

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if someone talked to me the way i talk/think to myself; id kill that son of a bitch

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@OwlBeEmmCee that ain’t forest gump

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2 of them are dogs…..

[matt bauer @yurfavlocal]

i can count on one hand, friends I can rely on; and 3 of them live with me.