๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

eating water

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

LittleBigPlanet

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A security camera captured two Belgian Malinois puppies playing while their owner wasn't home

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Imagine showing this to the British cavalrymen who died at Waterloo.

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

Sometimes I replay the New Alexandria cut scene in Halo Reach just to feel something

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

Say goy lane

[Gay Costanza @NigBaby69]

Hey @dieworkwear, is it okay if I wear a polo shirt tomorrow, you little tiny gооk fаggоt?

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I think an alien jizzed in my nose

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Fartbeat Sensor

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Shling shling shling shling shling shling shling shling

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Just saw a Mongolian

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

I'm going to catch Santa tonight

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

My rat sock is getting moist

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

Chinese guarantee you buy broken cable no return only 20 dollar ahh ok return 10.99 good deal ok hahaha ok you buy now?

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Yeah I'll get 3000 burgers and 200 fries please

[๖ۣۜ乡 Mr. Toad @yurkeys]

https://t.co/BEkLRVQxUY

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I'm getting a custom bowling ball that looks like the energy drain from Halo 3

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Every morning I wake up and do Frank Yang seizure hops