Keaton McMahon

anime. Rick and Morty, beers, Tiddies. and music

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Die Hard is the best Christmas movie. Fuck whatever else you think.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Dude. Watching "Reading Rainbow" in class was rad. You get to learn, but also you get to watch an old VHS on a tube TV that rested on a rolling cart while your teacher was probably hung over. #90s

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

"Inside every bully is a sweaty, troubled old man"

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Tenzin fucks hard. #LegendofKorra

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Pretty fuckin sick.

[𝔾𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕥 @Thee_Evil_Ghost]

@adultswim *Censored message*

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

I got to see System of a Down. I never thought that would ever happen. What a fucking treat.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

"I totally just crop dusted that old lady back there"
-Kalani.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Lego: Star Wars the Clone Wars video game is way too fucking good. Talk shit. I dare you.

[The Ghost Inside @theghostinside]

We like his band too.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Could you imagine if it were the testicles that got erect?

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

You ever just stretch your butt/ flex your glut's really fucking hard? I highly recommend it.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Tell me that you love me, then break up with me over a text like a fucking coward. Whatever dude.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Get fucked.

[S p r e a d ( x ) @spreadxbutthole]

The fact that people would praise the creator of this world is a sick thought

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Damn. Balance is weird. Great things happen, and with great things there are equally as bad things. Things that really suck. That's kinda where I'm at right now.

[John DiMaggio @TheJohnDiMaggio]

.@realDonaldTrump

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Yo, if anyone knows anyone who needs voice work done please DM me! I'd really like to start getting my voice out there.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

Took me an hour and a half to clean the house and do laundry. Now I have no fucking clue what to do with my life.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

@chrisdelia why is every Grandma's bathroom weird as shit? I'm glad im not the only one that noticed.

[Keaton McMahon @yurlocalbutcher]

@shredgnarh Always