diabolical pulchritude.

#rbfgang🤨 | hu$tle&glow✨️ suffering sweetly💚

[diabolical pulchritude. @yushii_]

"In peace, may you leave this shore. In love, may you find the next. Safe passage on your travels, until our final journey to the ground. May we meet again." -The 100

[omoge. @KhloeUmoh]

Only thing I love more than shopping is not paying full price.

[diabolical pulchritude. @yushii_]

Every restaurant that I could think of rn has lobsters but they’re not local.😩

[Nantucket Current @ACKCurrent]

Remembering the six victims of the air ambulance crash south of Nantucket: https://t.co/GbusDaQoqP

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round.

i won't be explaining

[diabolical pulchritude. @yushii_]

And fart…Theres a diff between a toot that was unexpected and willfully letting it rip knowing it’s about to break the sound barrier.😩

[IV @ivanboateng_]

Nothing irritates more than people chew and burp so loud. Fucking tramps

[Emergency 🌷 @X_sun_ny]

if you live with someone with ADHD and they say "i'm putting this in a safe spot," take it out of their hands. that item is about to leave this dimension.

[Fenty Headlines @FentyHeadlines]

Rihanna addresses speculations that she has lost her Bajan accent after living in America for so long:

[PBE💋 @paintedbyesthr]

Destiny’s Fulfilled 🥹 Makeup by me on the beautiful Michelle Williams🩷 #3for3

[diabolical pulchritude. @yushii_]

Valid crash out.

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Americans are losing their minds finding out they can no longer just print with their home printers

“I'm out here looking for a job right now and I'm trying to print up my resume. My deceased father has left a printer at home and I'm like, okay, cool, I'm gonna check out the printer”

He goes through the painstaking process of having to don’t get to WiFi, create an account, download an app. Connect it all together. Then after that the printer is still connected to his dad’s account, so he spends 45 minutes on the phone with customer service to transfer the printer into his account

After all that, he gets a prompt saying he can’t print without signing up for a subscription and paying $8 per month….

“Are you serious right now? — A subscription to use the device that's already in my ***** house? — Are you serious? Are you serious?”

Ket me educate people on the HP Printers to stay away from so this never happens to you

The models are:

HP Envy 6110r
HP Envy Photo 7260r
HP OfficeJet Pro 9120r
HP Smart Tank 6001r
HP Smart Tank 7602r

All these printers require a minimum $9 monthly plan to print and they limit how much you can print. If you want to print more pages you have to pay more

The worst part is the printer isn’t even free, many of these you have to pay a month price for the printer and the plan to print. It’s insanity

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Privilege does not see itself. That is why it is privilege.

[Natasha Huckfield @dramadelinquent]

Maturing is realising your sick days are for when you’re sick of work

[H @badgalheav]

I’m a firm believer that sometimes you need people to play in your face so you can get back on your bully. Certain things be unfortunate but necessary.

[Joey 🧚🏽 @aannaabaananaa]

adjusting my boobs in public to assert dominance

[Daisy Lish @Daisylish99]

@X_sun_ny The need to put things in piles rather than just putting it away. T-Rex sleeping arms. Rinsing my fingers while I cook.

[akasha’s daughter (she/her) @LyricSimmer97]

regine was fake bougie, hillary was more ditzy than bougie, whitley was down with the niggas when it counted, but toni?!

my beloved toni was classist and EGREGIOUS. like bougie down to her soul.

[diabolical pulchritude. @yushii_]

DPMO😒

[music data @music__data]

#SoulTrainAwards R&B/Soul Song of The Year Nominees:

• Kehlani — Folded
• Olivia Dean — Man I Need
• Brent Faiyaz — Butterflies
• Chris Brown & Bryson Tiller — It Depends
• Mariah The Scientist and Kali Uchis — Is It A Crime?
• Justine Bieber — YUKON
• TEMZ — What I Need
• Bruno Mars — I Just Might
• Tyla — CHANEL
• Daniel Caesar — Who Knows?

[Me @KirkWrites79]

And when Ari Lenox get on live and go off on y’all, it will be deserved. 🤣

[ACE @RealAce404]

I'm actually a forgiving person, you did too much if I don't wanna talk to you anymore

[Libriscent @libriscent]

I’ve officially become THAT relative:

Nobody knows where the fuck I am, what the fuck I do, who I’m with, or how the fuck I’m living.

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

The United States has had over 160 years to label the Ku Klux Klan a terrorist organization and still hasn’t. The government dismantling the Black Panther Party while the head of the Klan is currently giving interviews tells you everything you need to know about this country.