Anna Banananana 🍌

Have you met a hyperactive hermit crab? THAT'S ME.

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

First time mengundi be like:

*cucuk jari dalam bekas dakwat*

Petugas SPR: Lap dekat bibir ya

Me: *guides finger towards my lips*

Petugas: CIK BUAT APA

Me: Lap dekat bibir

Petugas: MAKSUD SAYA BIBIR BEKAS NI CIK

Me:

[bina 🔞 @betterbina]

westerners be like “ah it’s the month of love” no. It is Chinese New Year. Gong xi fa cai bitch.

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

@notsurewitch Yes, why don't you wear those instead

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

@notsurewitch Waw

[Xiao ➡️ NYCC B36 (99% lesbian power) @velsmells]

I’m crying I learned that Disneyland threw out a gay couple for dancing once in the 80s. They then sued Disney and won, only to realize that Disney will now only allow those SPECIFIC two men to dance, and every other homosexual that wanted to dance will need to lawyer up too 😭

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

Vaccinated or unvaccinated, stop standing so close to me while waiting in line.

[Faruq Mcgrath P.911 @faruqmcgrath]

Takde ke at least sorang kat tempat kejadian bilamana menteri2 nak buat kerja bodoh dia terfikir:

"Bos, tak mcm bodoh ke halang ambulance?"

"Bos tak bodoh ke tembak air kat lantai bersih"

"Bos tak rasa bangang ke potong kek time banjir"

"Bos, kau memang bangang eh?"

Tak ke?

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

#kerajaangagal using an official channel to defend the stupidity of useless menteris. Why didn't you use the channels and media privilege to Announce & Plan for the incoming floods?

[Syahredzan Johan @syahredzan]

Guys.

Rina sebenarnya basuh tahi cicak.

No, I'm not joking.

Ni JKM kata.

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

@aroceu ....so it's Long John?

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

@salsyahirah77 I did, lived on my savings for a year. I know it's a privilege. Most can't afford to even take a day off.

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

@velsmells Yooo you look so beautiful in hanfu 💕 I tried but it just makes me look stocky 😢

[Noor Hisham Abdullah @DGHisham]

A reminder to all, many places are opening because of economy & not because it is safe. Please keep that in mind; please wear a mask, double masks if possible, practice physical distancing & frequent hand washing. Avoid crowded & confined spaces. Stay safe & get vaccinated asap.

[Xiao ➡️ NYCC B36 (99% lesbian power) @velsmells]

What the fuck kind of MMO dungeon amulet has my grandma been growing in our yard

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

Please tell me how to respond :')

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

Me tryina get used to waking up in the morning

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

Oppressive legal regime lmao my ass

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

People overseas allegedly raise $50,000 for British man in S'pore who refused to wear mask & now stuck in 'oppressive legal regime': https://t.co/OumApZ0hUa

[Muhammad Najib @muhammadnajib79]

Bakul Bakul
Menteri Solidaritas

[Anna Banananana 🍌 @yuuarehere]

Characters are pretty accurate but why is Guan Yu so damn skinny 😭😭😭 #dynastywarriors