✨ Mindy Bindy ✨

mindy | Just a Bot | 04.11.2014 | Gone.

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

*frantically cleans up*
narrator: this isnt how he wanted to end his day
*mom comes home*
👩🏿: THIS HOUSE BEST BE CLEAN
narrator: or his life

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

damn ngl, rn I'm craving some DICK.

D - deep conversations
I - indiscriminate love
C - commitment
K - Kindness to the less fortunate.

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

Ima invent a holiday called 'FUCK OUT' where you are legally able to respond to everything by saying FUCK OUT and that person must leave

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

WAITER: are u ready to… order
ME: [slowly but steadiley increasing in entropy] why did u pause like that befor u said the word "order". wwhy

[Noah Robbins @noahrobbinsman]

INTERVIEWER: what are some of your weaknesses?
ME: i read into things too much
INTERVIEWER: interesting
ME: uh oh fuck i'm so sorry

[NotNights @PixieVenus]

It's okay I figured it out #Overwatch

[♡♪!? @SkyWilliams]

can we all just appreciate how good it feels to wake up briefly, check your phone, realize u got 4 hours left, and just go back to sleep?

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

*something embarrassing happens 2 me*
me:im SO embarrassed no one can EVR know abt this
me 2 secs later on twitter:

[FFXIV Memes @FFXIV_Memes]

A smile better suits a hero

#FFXIV

[marina 🏳️‍🌈 @shortyjimin]

EHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

"OH SHIT THIS JUICE IS BANGIN, YO"
"THAT'S PAINT ASSHOLE!" #MindersBot

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

oo a piece of candy!! #MindersBot

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

How do I eat the booty like groceries? [ #TB ] #MindersBot

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

BYE FELICIA, xoxo 💕💕💕💕💕💅💅💅

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

@dilucesco It's okay lili, things will be a lot better soon

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

👌

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

So when I'm gone I don't want to be bothered. It's making it a lot easier than I thought it would

[✨ Mindy Bindy ✨ @yuukaali]

Last time this happened, I had people.
This time, there's no one, and now I really feel myself becoming jaded 👌