Amy Yu

Bilingual standup comedian. Dishonorable Chinese daughter.

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Happy I-Hate-Couples Day! 🙂

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My dad who has a Postdoc in accounting: "You should pursue higher education."

Me: "I did! I have a Bachelor of Youtube, Master of Tiktok, PhD of Google, Postdoc of Reddit at University of Internet."

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I have a big round face.
My face is so big and round that whenever I stand behind another Asian girl it looks like an annular solar eclipse.

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I thought I was a very low maintenance & non-impulsive shopper...

Until my SF friend showed me around Japantown 🙃

I'm going straight from funemployed to bankrupt buying useless kawaii crap

#SanFrancisco #Japantown

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Lessons to my younger self:
Don't crush on guys you want a job from.

Unless it's a handjob 🙃

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@euphoriafish Awww thank you so much! Really means a lot to me

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My mom & neurotypical friends: "ADHD meds are bad! You can get addicted!"

Me: *Forgot to take my meds*

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What I wanna tell my early 20s self:
Don't crush on guys you want a job from.
Unless it's a handjob🙃.

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I don't really want to get famous. I just really want to get REALLY good at what I'm doing and keep on getting better and create good stuffs that spark joy - and see where that takes me.

As a PM I'm obsessed with #iterations 😂

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I have a new allergy.

I'm allergic to tech bros who are obsessed with the metaverse.

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My friend circle consists of people who are obsessed with Burning Man, people who diss Burning Man, and people who don't know what Burning Man is.

#polarizing #burningman