🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱

🇦🇺 | your local figure skating meme master 💖
living for 羽生結弦/Yuzuru Hanyu 🍑🐐🦢👑🥇🥇
i make typos, jokes, memes, shitposts, incorrect quotes ⛸️

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

yuzuru: you have SEI'd your last MEI

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

#YuzuruHanyu #meme

s/o to King of Getting Mispronounced, Yazanori Hanyi

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yuzuru "side quests are how to overgear yourself for main story" hanyu, local pocket monster veteran

(also ascended fanboy).

[米津玄師 ハチ @hachi_08]

なんと羽生結弦さんに出演して頂きました。やばすぎ！よろしくお願いします🫨

米津玄師 Kenshi Yonezu - BOW AND ARROW https://t.co/zN8mIkYdpP

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

got catfished by that notif....." overseas live viewing"

and then hk and taiwan only....yuzuru stop this I left my rollercoaster of emotions behind in your comp days.

🫲🤨🫱

...ANYWAY ENJOY 3RD SHOWWWWWWW

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

#YuzuruHanyu𓃵

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my fave part about yuzu now being free to do what he wants is he can now be his true weeb-ahh self....

in his soul, yuzuru is just the 'i have power the of ice skating AND anime on my side!!' kid

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

I know I'm not as actively in the fanyu spirit now that Our Man is also a pro rather than comp, but...

Every so often, I just think about Yuzuru Hanyu. And how absolutely fucking insanely amazing and brilliant and beautiful and powerful he is.

I love Yuzuru Hanyu, man.

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

god i promise i won't ask for much, just put yuzuru hanyu in a dress for 2024 so I can see it flare out around him as he jumps please god

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he's a better man than me because if it were me atp my mother would be bailing me out of jail

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atp i hope yuzu gets isekai'd into a world where everything is the same but there's no i*u scoring shit and no media shit

(bro's already a main chara, so that's fine)

[cam @loopcombos]

if i was yuzuru i would just start killing people

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

Yuzuru, I'm sorry. Not as an admission, but as sorrow for how you have been let down again, and again, and again.

I will always continue to be an avid lover of your skating, and I hope that the ice continues to offer you solace.

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My heart hurts man. He's a living legend, but that is not mutually exclusive with being a human. He deserves only the best of the world, and instead, has to face this bullshit as it spills not only from his profession and his passion but all the way into his private life.

[羽生結弦official_Staff 公式 @YUZURUofficial_]

ご報告がございます。
これからも前を向いて進んでいきます。
宜しくお願いいたします。

[🌱Շгɛɛ | yuzumemes: semi-IA🌱 @yuzutrees]

An eye for an eye makes the world go blind but goddamn would I doxx every idiot who dared to infringe upon their privacy, who dared to sneak and stalk and perversely use someone else's happiness as a gossip story.

Does he not deserve a life of his own after all he has given?

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this tiktokt comment fr 😭😭😭

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yuzuru: I'm marr--oohh skates!!!

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what if he skated a proposal program what then

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yuzuru hanyu's wife fighting for her life against a 10 yr old pooh tissue box; a pair of john wilson skate blades; two gold medals stuffed into socks; and a 50ton box of rhinetones

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im so fcking happy yuzuru hanyu has someone in his life who is the yuzuru hanyu to him

Happy Marriage and Congratulations!

[羽生結弦official_Staff 公式 @YUZURUofficial_]

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