lucy Green

Eat my fuck.

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@SweatieAngle Youre just doing total recall again

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@ps1loadscreen Its like rise and fall of Rome but instead of Romulus and Remus its The Beatles.

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@JennyENicholson I think thats fair but i also much prefer this video gamey detail than levels.

[silly s @sourbrains]

it’s important to initially rip the bandaid off and show how unlikable you are to people before they feel deceived by your personality

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@UnrelatedOni @EndyzCore @legendofshoto I think the key point is that its not just "different animal" tho, they have to be more or less completely unrelated for it to be considered convergent.

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@nise_yoshimi Actually its about sex.

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

Trying to convince my coworker to watch the Doom Generation with his ex-bisexual best friend.

[J 🌧️ @cloudup2nogood]

@UnderstanderArt Kanye, tobuscus, Scorsese… sometimes the art does transcend even very valid criticisms. Just depends where you draw that line I guess

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@SweatieAngle I was honestly too distracted by the wordplay. Youre so right.

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@SweatieAngle You think your bad jokes are harmless, bit what if my eyes had gotten stuck while rolling them? I could be blind because of u!

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

no dude u actually dont have a "widow's peak" youre just balding

[dudugs @ratvisionist]

"lend me some sugar, i am your neighbour" is a verse you couldn't write in modern atomized neoliberal society

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

Holden Caufield:

[Vinny @VlNDACAT]

I just have to accept that I am constantly surrounded by baboons and there’s nothing I can do about it

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

Holden Caufield:

[Vinny @VlNDACAT]

I watched Obsessed yesterday and practically the whole audience were laughing at scenes that were supposed to be horrifying if you used your brain

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

Whats gayer having friends or being gay?

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@atescherim @ThisStupidTwink I know youre just trying to riff but youre making me feel like i have to parse out this comic for you

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@atescherim @ThisStupidTwink Thats a different person.

[lucy Green @yveslibra]

@trygraptor The crocodile submarine is my favorite james bond device