D. Yvonne Smith

“Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

Started reading a Skippyjon Jones book from the library to my kids and WTF. It’s racist, right?

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

When my kids are full grown adults, will I still wonder if I gave them enough skin-on-skin time?

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

Me: “What’s wrong?”
My four-year-old: “This is just my face.”
I’ve lived long enough to see myself become the villain

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

My daughter asked me why humans are made of meat and does she need a psychiatrist?

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

My toddler yelling “No shoes in the house” at contractors is so helpful for me, her introverted Asian mom

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

My breastfeeding baby sure smells like armpit.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

You don’t have to watch the video of #TyreNichols being beaten by police.

You don’t have to subject yourself to that trauma.

It should not require another video of a Black human being dehumanized for anyone to understand that police brutality is an urgent, devastating issue.

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

Going to see the dental hygienist is like a spa day. Like, what, I have to leave the kids and have a professional preen me while I lay back and sleep? And it’s totally fine if I sleep with my mouth open and drool? And I have to do this every six months? Get out of here

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

“Well you should read a not sad one, else you might get sad,” says Colin Farrell in a movie I’m watching that is making me sad

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

Y’all. We’re not doing this again, right?We had four years that felt like a nightmare and that was that…right?

[rachel zegler (she/her/hers) @rachelzegler]

personally thrilled that keanu reeves walks among us

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

“Mom, come in here so I can squish your face,” my toddler in bed after having already been tucked in and read a story

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

“Yeah! Awesome! Let’s identify kids after they’ve been murdered instead of fixing issues that could ultimately prevent them from being murdered,” @BCross052422, whose 10-year-old son Uziyah Garcia was killed in the Uvalde shooting, said on Twitter. https://t.co/kmkOQLyQFo

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Wow I did not expect this celebrity divorce story to get even crazier but this truly shocking revelation from the former dog walker blew me away: https://t.co/fX3jA9qyKN

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

You know when you’re eating and trying not to fall asleep so you repeatedly slap the person feeding you, or is that just something that babies do?

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

Is this true 😂

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.

[D. Yvonne Smith @yvonnemous]

Me: *drinking coffee*
My husband: “I think I do want a third kid”
My second kid who is literally still a baby:

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Anti-Blackness and antisemitism are not symptoms of mental illness.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Weird how all these “free, independent thinkers” always land at the same old anti blackness and anti semitism.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

Kanye threatened the Jews yesterday on twitter and it’s not even trending. Why do mostly only Jews speak up against Jewish hate? The silence is so loud