M.H

[𝓂𝒾𝓁ℴ 🎀 @eattmilo]

netflix after helping you spell a movie they don't
have

[hey @loveheqrts]

the balloons inside the box at the gender reveal

[refentse @refentsek_]

🧔🏾‍♂️: “Le nna ga ke itse e tswa kae, I think ke tin fish 💔”

[RIXH🦅 @riplfcrixh]

Went from cheating to having affairs

[I’m a #23…🧙🏾‍♂️ @Ran_G_23]

@ItsKingSlime Record label said sell some pussy while you promote the shoe store…🧚🏽‍♀️

[Null @Vhoyde]

Happy Women’s Day to the women who can have sex without expecting a relationship. The rest of you can go to hell.

[Rob. @Robfrfr]

Me returning back to the hoes in the section after texting my girl “I’d rather be at home with you”

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

Bafana Bafana was supposed to face Morocco 😭😭😭

[Null @Vhoyde]

Watching your homie cheat on his wife after you thought you lost him.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

“Babe open up to me if you’re going through anything, I’m your girlfriend for God sake”.

[‘ @MFKAOZ]

You see an enemy when you should be seeing a teammate

[Moriö @moriostaT]

Unfortunately you will have to share me with others if I have everything.

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when she finally starts acting right but now, you have 3 girlfriends.

[Null @Vhoyde]

You see shit like this on a night out, and you're somehow supposed to remember that you have a wife and kids at home? Aight man.

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Families will look you straight in the eye and demand 50k + lobola on their daughter that has a hit list😭😭 goodluck gents👍🏼

[Null @Vhoyde]

#PutThePriceInTheBio

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Cape Town is run how the apartheid government used to run cities. Concentrate funds in certain areas and starve the rest of basic services but use it’s people for work force.

[Silindokuhle 🇿🇦🇿🇦 @Silindokuhle]

Lmao.. Nope.. Next thing they wanna call me out as well? I don’t think so 😭😭😭😭

[Null @Vhoyde]

And they say we mustn't have sides. How is a man supposed to reject someone who begs like this? That would be too cruel.