jorjor wel

I make more dad jokes than my actual father

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

a thread of my struggle to look like who I am, which is a mandarin speaker from the north:

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@WenJian0922 https://t.co/Y7PIbw2g45

原图已经有美女了 为什么还要AI生成一个

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

This sex worker does a great analysis of Marxist reification that’s better than most things I’ve seen

[大狐帝国史官邹智萱（笔名段歌文） @Rococo90933671]

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[Ben Kesslen @benkesslen]

did someone say bisexual awareness month?

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[doug 鞠一道 @douglaschu_]

Zheng Qinwen do you fw unemployed 37 year old Taiwanese dudes trying to figure out what they’re doing with their life

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@AngelicaOung https://t.co/LwVnwlqVXm

[Angelica 🌐⚛️🇹🇼🇨🇳🇺🇸 @AngelicaOung]

I remember a foreign correspondant freshly kicked out of China missing her job almost like a drug. Covering China from Taipei just wasn't the same.

She talked to me about how she would painstakingly gain the trust of people slowly over time. How difficult it was because they were all terrified of getting in trouble talking to her. And how if one of them has a moment of weakness and give her what she wants, she must not hesitate even for a second. She must get to them and get as much information as possible before they change they mind.

"All my sources are single-use sources," she said, a little wistful, a little boastful, "they always get to them after the story goes to print."

I know this is where I am supposed to condemn the evil Chinese government for squashing press freedom and punishing people for speaking to reporters. This is where I'm supposed to praise the intrepid reporter for telling the truth about China that they don't want you to know.

But in that moment, I just felt a chill. I couldn't get over the phrase "single-use source."

In life, all sorts of people will be nice to you. They may genuinely be very fond of you. But if they think of you as a "single-use source," it is very, very important never to trust them.

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@RickyLaFleurRX7 If this happened in Japan she will have a Howa Type 89

[hyper-mal || raphinha's pr manager @loonaninomenon]

sex is a very intimate and sacred act

your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who likes real madrid

[laura @nxrrisblaugrana]

Eu pago Spotify premium então eu me sinto meio parte dessa conquista também

[赛高の葱娘酱miku🇨🇳☭☪︎——不断巩固世界史中 @CPUP2024]

其实轮子舞蹈团这种“现代人幻想的中国古装舞蹈服”跳中式芭蕾舞的玩意，是纯正的新中国学习苏联艺术模式下的结果，但是搞笑的是轮子声称这是“共产主义前真正的中国”，就巨搞笑。

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@xuexi211 @xingchendahai05 那不行 友好邻国还是要尊重的 更何况尼泊尔现在需要帮助拿来开玩笑未免不妥

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

VCARB is such a joke name for an F1 club. It’s like you’re categorising your caloric intake in Roblox

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@Abassimudim @FCBarcelona There’s XIV here how is this XI

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@robotsmasher1 Shanghai and Shenzhen stock exchanges close for 1.5 hours midday for lunch. Hong Kong stock exchange closes for an hour

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@xuexi211 @xingchendahai05 主要是国家对国家 地区对地区 尼泊尔对中国 巴格马蒂省对西藏自治区

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨 BREAKING: Sergio Ramos plans to get a coaching license if he does NOT find a team. @jfelixdiaz

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@xuexi211 @xingchendahai05 现在学聪明了

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona_cat]

🕊️ Un respectuós silenci en memòria dels socis i les sòcies del FC Barcelona que ens han deixat durant la darrera temporada, així com de les víctimes de les devastadores inundacions a la frontera entre el Nepal i la Xina.

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

@xingchendahai05 加泰人反而不搞这一套

[jorjor wel @yxjli]

Unfortunately I didn’t buy it in Taiwan so my Ricoh can only take pictures

[mrbrown @mrbrown]

Hey Pentax Taiwan, 為什麼你的Ricoh頁面有這個話題？？？

https://t.co/el7SfL5m1f