𝓗𝓪𝔃𝓮𝓵 🕊️🐚🌙

｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ edtwt // 28 // gw 56kg vent diary 📔

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Low iron azz btch i bet you cold rn

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m so sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at once

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience

[mika @mikasagrada]

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?"

Eu:

[grrymez @grrymez]

Being suicidal knowing you’ll never kill yourself is like Ok now what

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I honestly DO NOT understand people who don’t let you merge. I mean, my lane is ending. Where else am I supposed to go?

[alii1111isrotting @Aliiikoozzz]

this is exactly how I feel when I'm cold help this is not a joke

[riisen @riisenlol]

when she has a praise kink but she's lowkey not that good at things

[typing... @imlauv_45]

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

[sara @seabbyy]

we used to wear open toe stilettos in the snow to go clubbing now the girlies are wearing pimple patches and jorts

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

I would have survived 9/11 because the chance of me being at my desk at 8:46 am is zero

[صفا @user260600]

i rather my man commit fraud than post aesthetic photos dump saying goodbye to august

[kuber @qubercolosis]

taking a condom off mid sex and putting a new one on like an f1 driver changing tyres during a pit stop

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???

[a ☾⋆⁺₊ @hollanovreid]

why the fuck is it so hot. we are 5 days into spring, australia what the fuck

[ً @artfuIchaos]

is it just me or.. half clothed sex lowkey is way hotter than full naked sex?

[pinkleftygirl @pinkleftygirl]

Calling r*pe “non-consensual sex” is like calling robbery “non-consensual shopping.”
Stop softening violence.

[riri @rirriiiriri]

“I’d take a bullet for my wife” how about you take out the trash ngga

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

who tf is keeping boss baby in the top 10 on netflix

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Please don’t heart my messages in the Teams chat, I’ll start imagining our life together