.

[. @yxsucf]

I literally get uglier everyday

[. @yxsucf]

i need something interesting to happen to me right now

[Victor @elviitor]

Me at work

[⋆˚࿔ sagé 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @sagethetaurus__]

male coworkers be like “my wife hasn’t slept with me in 5 years”

[nita lobotomee @nitalobotomee]

it must be national bring all 8 of ur children to walmart and stand in the middle of the aisle day

[. @yxsucf]

Night shift huzz got switched to mornings

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

genuinely how i feel when people say i look like my dad

[Tiramisu @akshat_ak11]

Talking stage graveyard 😹

[Öykü @come__softly]

iPhone will be like Featured Photos and it’s a picture of your luscious breasts that you forgot to mark as hidden

[. @yxsucf]

I’m lowkey a bum

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

men be like do u wanna hangout in five minutes

[. @yxsucf]

WE CAN DANCE UNTIL WE HIT THE GRAVE

[. @yxsucf]

Put your haaaands around my rib cage

[. @yxsucf]

ppl get birthday money beyond turning 18?

[wram @wramented]

The amount of young people living birthday-money to birthday money is terrifying.

[. @yxsucf]

I think one bad thing happened and you blamed the rest of your shitty life on it

[. @yxsucf]

Omg coworker at new job offered me shrooms and i told him no and he went on a rant about his wife and how women always feel compelled to “want less for themselves” and im starting to get scared

[alpha @omarsbigsister]

Jobs are paying $19 asking for a cover letter

[. @yxsucf]

All that rah rah never was the icon issue Harper’s bazaar im covering the icon issue i got issues yeah bitch I got issues w vogue cosmo i got issues

[. @yxsucf]

My stomach feel like boots in a dryer