Pablo R. Fernandez

With no provisions but an open face,
Along the straits of fear…
#generationX
Former journo, daddio, bad guit plucker, soldier, comms manager @ucalgarysapl #yyc

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Still not convinced that truth and facts are not the same thing? How's this for evidence... Dolly Parton entered a Dolly Parton look-alike contest. And lost.

https://t.co/TvJxmvM0Cu

[The King's Own @KingsOwnYYC]

A DomOps bar for the Special Service Medal?
Discuss...

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[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

We've seen t/ human disaster that is t/ U.S. southern border. It's not a hard lesson to learn! But here we are. A week after Ottawa discarded our values & identity as a beacon of hope & adopted a U.S. mentality, families r dying at our own border https://t.co/sJYv9KtMjq

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Misinformation was a clear and recent existential threat, even before AI put on a tux and joined the party, so, I had to sign... https://t.co/4mFrVCfxVB

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

I'm not completely certain, but I think the same is true of bears.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Seriously, @AB_EmergAlert - how about you stop before we get to the double digits?!

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

The 13-year-old party goers stayed up until 3:30 – that’s a.m. Then, they were up by 9. I fed giant pancakes, they packed their stuff and most of them have already departed. I think it’s safe to say this major source of anxiety has passed. Teenage girls are still scary!

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

So the #toomany13yearolds wolf pack declared its uncontrollable hunger. I asked if they wanted chips, popcorn, cake, pop and/or pizza. They said “yes”. So, a table full of all the things was laid. They barely touched anything. Now they won’t go back down to the basement…

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Operation Surviving #toomany13yearolds takes a welcome turn. The birthday wolf pack (made up entirely of alpha females) has stalked down to the basement, from where the loud cranking of Led Zeppelin now emanates. This is where my survival resides and, hope for humanity???

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

A reprieve in the battle… the wolf pack of giddy 13-year-old birthday-party-goers shift their focus from awkward pubescent conversations to a sing along of the The Grinch as the old cartoon plays on the TV. Hope for me surviving the night… Also, hope for the next generation?

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Right, so the convo among the wolf pack has turned to very uncomfortable and awkward discussions about boys. Yelling and squealing and what sounds like fighting in agreement. It’s cacophonic, confusing and a little uncomfortable. Need a new survival plan! #toomany13yearolds

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Survival plan slightly misfires… driving back from the toboggan hill with the teenaged girl wolf pack, all of them start singing Jingle Bells at the top of their lungs… is this a preview of what’s to come??? This already feels like the longest night.

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

So here’s my survival plan. We’re at the toboggan hill – again, me and 8 13-year-olds. It’s cold. They’re working hard. They’ll be exhausted for tonight, hopefully making this wolf pack a little less lethal. #survivethenight

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Reaching to whatever’s left of Twitter to issue a plea that if I don’t make this weekend, it’s because, I’m on my own and hosting my girl’s 13th birthday. There will be 8 13-year-olds in my house for the next 24 hours. I hope I survive… Keep me in your thoughts 😬

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

@ArmaghanDivani It was the least I could do...

Fantastic exhibit!

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

Ethos, responsibility and duty… that which is at the heart of SAPL’s Iranian students Exhibition opening tonight. The exhibition will be open to the public Monday to Friday for the next three weeks.
#woman_life_freedom.

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

The exhibit kicks off with a presentation contextualizing the brutal political and social reality in Iran. #Woman_life_freedom

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

It is a fantastic turnout for what is the exploration of a heart-wrenching human tragedy in Iran, as SAPL’s Iranian community open their exhibit into the plight for freedom in their homeland. #woman_life_freedom

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

You should come...

Iranian students-curated public exhibition, and guest speaker, to showcase the sacrifices made by protesters, as well as the role of art in the fight for freedom

#Woman_Life_Freedom

https://t.co/0uVRaquEJK

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

@BillKaufmannjrn I think this whole mess is beyond help, my friend...

[Pablo R. Fernandez @yyc_webslinger]

I never thought I would miss Twitter, but as we get closer to that inevitability, an aching void has started to emerge somewhere between my left ventricle and my clicking finger...
#RIPtwitter #TwitterDown