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I don’t need a New Year’s resolution; I’m hot.

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

12 drummers drumming my pu$$y

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I am for the streets

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My pussy is chaotic good

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

You don’t have to be mentally ill to be hot. But it helps.

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I am the future liberals want

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On an unrelated note,

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Instagram is not invited to the orgy

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

Instagram doesn’t know **what** the clit is.

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

Instagram doesn’t know where the clit is.

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

Instagram is a virgin who can’t drive

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

My pussy shelters more people from the cold than the City of Victoria.

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

You don’t need gloves to keep your fingers warm.

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

snow isn’t the only thing making my nipples hard tonight

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baristas who don’t do erotic latte art are wasting their potential

[yyjslut @yyjslutt]

my fernwood hookup does not have lice

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There are not enough erotic stickers on the Leopold’s bathroom wall.

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Mmm yeah. Harder, Value Village. Just like that. 🍆

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I use my extra hour for sex. #daylightsavings

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Everyone’s poly until they date me.