christ, y?

eat a peach!

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

scrolling Instagram. Wow a Man I betrayed got married. Good for Noah he got into grad school. He seems to have recovered from my betrayal. woah Mike just had a son. One day I will betray the boy. As I did his father

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

astonished. flummoxed. STUPEFIED!

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

retirement plan

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

@wardowedidit drop the prose! DROP THE PROSE

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

@BeatlemaniaUK No

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

@MtJoyBand I keep hearing “acid took us on a date, orange blood” as “trying to consolidate hog’s blood” and so I would like to propose a formal lyric change

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

I guess it’s just me and my various italian cured meats against the world

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

girls who don’t eat or make calls while driving but who still manage to get distracted by the fall colours need to be protected at all costs (and society protected from them)

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

“watching you try and get into the swing of things is like watching a sloth trying to sprint” ok then

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

I just love it when men can’t seem to tell if I’m 13 or 30. It’s called range darling

[Nikita @nikitadumptruck]

Going to the US for an anti-missionary trip (those people need less god)

[little special™ @dollbunyan]

If I saw Bigfoot I would simply take a high resolution and focused photo of him

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

something about florence + the machine’s “free” makes me want to swallow it whole

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

being a high functioning crazy person is so weird like one minute im on the floor literally screaming and crying and writhing around and the next minute im answering an email like “hi! Attached is the signed PDF. Have a good weekend!”

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

oh mournful harmonica, wail for me!

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

@nytimes ew

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

nothing’s sexier than a man with a profound air of sadness about him

[christ, y? @yyts1rhc]

my mom is playing a joke on me