Your mum.

haha

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I once told a casual girlfriend I'd met someone else, but I actually dumped her because she, a non-gamer, beat me at my favourite game, Tekken 3, by picking Eddy fucking Gordo and literally just mashing all the buttons *with her knee*.

[5EN6EI J @FaeTheYY]

Imagine any other business working like ticketmaster? You go into jds for a pair of uk 9 air max at 150 quid and they tell you naw, yer having 4 pairs of adidas size 7s at 200 quid a pair and yer paying for a taxi home and ye cant use your car you left in the carpark? 😂😂😂😂

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

Chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience

[Andi @AndiMcLellan]

Kat conveniently forgetting she went into Zoe's room at 3am, suspected Zoe might be dead but couldn't be arsed to call an ambulance to make sure and just went back to bed. #EastEnders

[Виталя пишет код @gambala_codes]

Как выглядит АСТИГМАТИЗМ в реальной жизни:

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

When Spain's minister accidentally poured water into a cup holder instead of a glass, and couldn't stop laughing about it.

[Microdot® @MicrodotCreativ]

This is a drill.

[Alex Dale @typofoto]

When I saw the BBC using the expression “food pipe” I couldn’t believe my look balls

[CharlotteEmmaUK 💫 @CharlotteEmmaUK]

Parklife!

[juan @bigjuange]

must've been quite the poo he was doing

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

She’s taking over the Queen Vic omg

[Scarred for Life @ScarredForLife2]

The line between horror and comedy can be a thin one. Vic and Bob's brilliant Masterchef sketch from 1995 made me laugh out loud while my skin was crawling. "HE IS SAD!"

[Boo @333too3]

The Spellchecker......

[tez @tezdamn]

I have just been accepted to Oxford University to study M&S Picky Bits. I’m so excited 😭❤️