Linds

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

Sometimes I really don’t think my husband appreciates how fucking funny I am. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

I may not be the “password child” between my sister and I, but at least my mom didn’t nickname me “booger.” 🤷🏼‍♀️ #winsomelosesome

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

Apparently, you can get COVID for a 3rd time. Who knew? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

If you’re the type of person that parks at the back of a parking lot to “get your steps in,” keep that same energy when it’s time to bring the car back to the corral. 👍🏼

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

I feel like I’m the only person on the planet that sits in the long ass line at Costco for gas only to realize that 90% of the time I forget my damn card. @costcocanada can you fix letting us use the card on the app?

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

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[Linds @yyyesdnil]

I want to know what person scheduled the Avs parade on a THURSDAY when there are people that still need to get to work downtown. Maybe move it to a weekend next time? Just a thought.

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

It’s really telling of your health when you have to get vaccinated against pneumonia because you’re susceptible to streptococcus before your parents need to. 😒🤦🏽‍♀️

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

#WhenSnoopBuysTwitter …

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Everyone gets a blue checkmark. Even tha bots with 10 letters in their name that hit you in DMs n just say “Hello”. Nah fuck those bots.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

First line of business. Free internet on airplanes!!! 29 dollars for 1 hour is bullshit. ✈️✈️

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Gonna replace the board of directors with Jimmy from my corner Fish Fry, Tommy Chung and tha guy with the ponytail on CNBC.

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

May have 2 buy Twitter now.

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

I wish you could all see how much I laughed at the Doritos locos tacos that jordan got after ordering them with “cheese only” 😂😂 we got tacos with literally lettuce and cheese on them. 😂😂😂😂

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

I don’t know why, but it’s absolutely insane to me that there are people out there who have run out of gas(some more than once), and my husband is one of those people.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

I JUST SAW A FUCKING MOSQUITO. Nope. I moved to Colorado for a reason.

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

Can anyone else remember their past food hyper-fixations or is that just me?

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

So like… does anyone else have telepathy with their S.O. or is that just J and I? The frequency we bring up something the other is thinking is actually terrifying…

[Linds @yyyesdnil]

Cory Booker is trying WAY too hard at this hearing to be the next President Obama. This is a USSC Confirmation Hearing, not your bid for the presidency 🙄

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

“Go get ‘em?” LOLwtf

#SOTU