Nermal the Cat

stabby floof

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@KristinEff I already shredded the wallpaper and none of your screens are safe.

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@KristinEff My only lead on terriers is they'll definitely eat all your kibble all the time, and they smell like mud. @RedBaronNigel

[Jan Hakon Erichsen @janerichsen]

Most people: I guess balloons are ok

Me:

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@FuzzyWuzzyTO 💔💔💔

[A bear @A_single_bear]

Places where I have been yelled at just for being a bear, which seems unfair and unreasonable to me:
-Human caves
-Human lakes
-@tacobell
-Atop things (tree, dumpster, etc)
-That time I got stuck under a fence because I thought the hole under it was big enough for me
-In my cave

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Pay attention to your melty cats

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@KristinEff :<

[TheCatsMustBeCrazy @catsmustbecrazy]

Photo https://t.co/xV2RRbXQ92

[Ticia Verveer @ticiaverveer]

Around 1420 AD a cat peed on this manuscript and a Deventer scribe added illustrations of the event, by drawing hands pointing toward the stain and cursing the feline with the following words:

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@RedBaronNigel SHUUUUT UUUUUP

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@electricland There is not much food in this proposal.

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@FuzzyWuzzyTO No I'm definitely human. LOOK AT ME ALL WALKIN ON TWO LEGS what is this a tree CUT IT DOWN oh look an entire cow DINNERTIME just doin' human things NBD

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

HUMAN PUT ME DOWN IMMEDIhey is that a bird?

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@FuzzyWuzzyTO @barryjcooke1 There's lore in these parts that bears eat beets. Which is fine, beets are not food.

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@FuzzyWuzzyTO @RedBaronNigel Nobody is Nermal's roomie. I tolerate others in my space. Or not. Bringing me food helps.

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@KristinEff @leahbobet @KathHalloran I AM IN. I'm a lv13 warrior/princess/cat.

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

it me

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

@FuzzyWuzzyTO Fucking millennials.

[Nermal the Cat @yyznermal]

It's a Unix system! I know this