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[zoë @z0e_w]

When ur finally managing ur work and uni want to throw another 2000 word essay ur way

[⋆ @sadiyalove_]

Me sneaking out of work 3 hrs early bc I don't want to be here anymore

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Give the person at Radio 1 who got Joe Goldberg to recite the “You Won Jane” Come Dine With Me scene a raise.

[Lucas Heap @Lucasheap03]

@joelycett I made this

[zoë @z0e_w]

@HannahSmoFo @trulyhowqrd Doesn’t get much better than that

[zoë @z0e_w]

@HannahSmoFo So much to unpack here

[Hannah ✨ @HannahSmoFo]

Monika strikes again. Queen of making absolute fuck all sense

[Harrytw @mancbast3]

Where’s he been to replicate us? Creamfields?

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

how it felt trying to make it out of christmas 2021 without testing positive

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Guys the way I am HOWLING HAHAHSH

[Danny @dannycommockx]

Being on furlough when we had that heat wave

[Tom Glenwright @Tom_Glenwright]

Can’t believe they edited out Millie playing the keyboard in DJ mode #loveIsland

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Im never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

[AB @AaronAlex_Brown]

I’m out here waiting for this Afronation post like it’s results day

[Dionne Grant @DionneGrant]

Richard Okorogheye, 19, has been missing from his home in Ladborke Grove since Monday, March 22. He told his mum he was "struggling to cope" with the pressure of university and shielding during lockdown. Any information, contact 101 and quote 21MIS008134 https://t.co/IyvjNMLG8o

[Hannah ✨ @HannahSmoFo]

thought i traced my english family on ancestry back to hollywood, but found out HOLYWOOD is a scottish hamlet in the middle of nowhere. what a let down

[🍵 @_natbry]

when we say men are trash we mean entrenched misogyny and everyday sexual harassment lol

[zoë @z0e_w]

@joshralph97 I think if your bum is too big it won’t work :(