zoey

17 // I like shitty 80s punk // #musictwt, #arttwt, #rdrtwt // mostly inactive, just reposting #fuckelon

[zoey @z0weh]

everyone meet casper

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Saint 𖤓 @seasaintxbt]

The first trillionaire btw

[mia @balkanfinalgirl]

tumblr thinking they’re cocaine in this scenario is frying me

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

woman who's husband didn't make her cum before he finished: noooo pleeease babe i've got blue flaps it hurts so bad

[➶ Matt 🇻🇪🇨🇦 @werewolpertingr]

This feels like a message I need to pass onto Twitter

[skimpy 🚬 @skimpyshits]

Daria gets stoned, 2003

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[zoey @z0weh]

@FeralOnTheBlock IKR HES TWO NOW. HES SO LARGE

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

There's no better case for socialism than the world's first trillionaire being a massive loser who cosplays as his mom and baby online and lies about being good at video games in an attempt to give his life meaning.

[zoey @z0weh]

@FeralOnTheBlock it's ok my cat hates me too but he makes me happy

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

Living in the Midwest is always “there’s a big storm coming,” and then the big storm never comes.

[𝐑𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐧🫀🩻 @zoloftpurgatory]

Men wonder why people don’t care about men’s mental health month and then proceed to react like this when a boy gets raped.

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[PC DelMonita @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys