•ZEEZUS•

that’s hot

[•ZEEZUS• @Z33ZUS]

Pupster learned a new trick today

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

thinking about ways to be silly

[sam @sam_ettwein]

If Mexico decides to declare war on the UK because of this Great British Bake Off Mexico week, I think we should provide the Mexican government with $10 Billion in military aide

[ig: @kihmberlie @kihmberlie]

Disney Channel KNEW how tf to do a Halloween episode

[⭐️ @versacles]

whoever normalized $65 hoodies &
$80 sweatpants needs to be jumped

[gongon @NOTgonnie]

Parties r funny cuz everyone think they important n literally no one is

[beyoncé’s BM @conqueress__]

“covid coming back” bitch where did it go 😭

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I wonder if Gen Zs watch Maury when they miss school? Or that was just us ?

[Dior K. @diorkenn]

I hate going to the nail salon. I wish I could just drop my hands and feet off and come back for them

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

So absurd that anyone was ever convinced a mom collecting welfare was hurting them more than a billionaire making workers pee in bottles.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

me after losing over a year of my life to the pandemic

[prance @bocxtop]

deff getting worried about all these covid variants, if college taught me anything once u start seeing greek letters everywhere u need to run

[gal debored @ckayerawlings]

everyone knows that emotionally the day ends at 330

[squirrel @WinnieThePooj13]

asking a hot girl with IBS why she’s running late is a HIPAA violation