Zack Lima

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

When btchs think they broke my heart

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

ive never heard someone cry in German before

[Angry Tom @AngryTomtweets]

3. Samsung introduces the world's first transparent MicroLED screen

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

I’m choosing you over anybody, even on the days we don’t understand each other or communicate properly, I still won’t play about you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

In a relationship, there's no such thing as 'that's just the way I am'. when you truly love someone you work on those toxic traits, you learn to communicate, you actively listen to each others thoughts & feelings – you adjust, grow & heal together.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

Remember Hollywood elites' nervous laughter at the Oscars when Ricky Gervais joked about the Epstein list?

Now we all know why. This is glorious.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The @AP has the woke mind virus growing out of its head like a giant mushroom!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

BREAKING: Tucker Carlson confirms that defense secretary Lloyd Austin threatened to send "your uncles, cousins and sons" to fight Russia unless more money is sent to Zelensky.

The revelation comes just days after White House official John Kirby said that "American blood" will be the "cost" of supporting Ukraine if we stop sending them money.

Your government has an addiction. That addiction is war.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Two rioters who were responsible for burning down the Wendy’s in Atlanta during the BLM riots have pleaded guilty to conspiracy to commit arson and two counts of first-degree arson.

Their punishment?

Chisom Kingston and Natalie White will have to pay a $500 fine, 150 hours of community service and 5 years of probation.

For reference, this is the same Fulton County where Donald Trump was charged with 13 felony counts and facing a maximum of 76.5 years in prison.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me after cooking this:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Everybody wants to be in a relationship for years but everybody is not ready for the the bad days, the crying, arguments, communication going wrong. Relationships aren’t fairytales & it’s not easy. If you love each other, you have to stay solid through it all and make it work.

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Millie Bobby Brown in recent interview:

“We need a stronger word than faggot. A version with a hard “ER”if you know what I mean”

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

They call me pooh, because she loves my Winnie

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

— Oye bro ya te pegó el brownie?

Yo:

[piña sin pizza @skereunpesado]

feliz día del café

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

*plucks a hair off my balls* “she loves me”

*plucks another hair* “she loves me not”