Connor Rees

Luceds, Free cash old man #IntoTheBreach

[Bfb From ROSELAWN Dr @BfbDaPackman]

Dat first lil lick of pussy wit the piss on it be like a shot of don reposado 🥴😭

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

True value takes form when the adversity hits

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money:

Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats.

Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200).

Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one).

Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5.

Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right?

Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

[Saad @lolnvmtho]

when you realize its "no contact" for you but for them its probably just a regular day

[Cole Bennett @_ColeBennett_]

she told me it would take 10 minutes 🕊️

[MavsMuse @MavsMuse]

Tell me that ain’t what I think it is on Coop’s foot….

[Adam☘️ @CelticsAdam34]

The Boston Sports championship drought continues…💔💔💔

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

Bad Bunny touched the football in the Super Bowl before Josh Allen

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗡𝗚: The legendary Michael Irvin DENIES allegations that he's high on coke on the Miami sidelines.

“I hadn’t partaken in 20 years, but if you got some five hour stuff, let me know. Stop saying this stuff.”

😭😭😭

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

Krypto’s not outbarking me in that theater

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Everybody EATS 🍽️

1 Repost = 1 #ProBowlVote

@DrakeMaye2
@popshotta3
@KayshonBoutte1
Stefon Diggs
@mackhollins
@dreeday32
@TreVeyonH4
@Hunter_Henry84
@will_campbell66
@j_wilson55
@Gbradbury_11
@_MXKEY
Morgan Moses

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[Hogdale @Hogdale_]

CEDDANNE RAFAELA WALKS IT OFF AND FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2021 THE RED SOX ARE GOING BACK TO THE PLAYOFFS

[bluenana @bluenana802]

joi lady keeps calling it big

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum

[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

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[Anthony @omgitsbirdman]

who is @luka7doncic ?

in math: my solution ➗

in history: my king 👑

in art: my canvas 🎨

in science: my oxygen 💨

in geography: my world 🌎