bad luck

extremely mediocre

[Pitbull @pitbull]

If the pilgrims would have killed a cat, we would all be eating pussy 4 Thanksgiving! Que ricooooooooooo HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!!

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[angie k mafia @365normalgirl]

If I was Katie I would’ve killed Tom Schwartz

[cait @caitamirrorball]

god please take away jason kelce’s pain and give it to scooter Braun

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Lord please take away my suffering and give it to a Virgo man

[bad luck @z___o___e]

ok who keeps making a fake Facebook account for my dead grandma be honest

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

i hate grad students what do you mean “i have homework” you’re 25

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I stg my neighborhood is just a big deer brothel

[lee ❤️‍🔥 @ilovelgbtpplido]

being a taylor swift fan is so embarrassing wdym i watched a fuckass live stream for 3 hours in anticipation of an album announcement because twitter user leah13taylorsversion did a calculus equation to determine there would be an announcement today only for nothing to happen

[bad luck @z___o___e]

@souljaboy Listening to you baby 🫶🏻😮‍💨

[jay @kendallhosseini]

shakespeare couldn’t have written this

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main character syndrome in the emergency exit row of the plane 😌💅🏻

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

I wish I had a kid that looked like this on retainer to follow me around and say “facts” when I talk to people

[bad luck @z___o___e]

I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME THE ROACHES IN HOUSTON ARENT THAT BAD RIGHT NOW

[bad luck @z___o___e]

are sunburns for poor people

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why do celebrities never get sunburnt do you become immune to the sun when you’re rich

[bad luck @z___o___e]

im a feminist until anything happens with my car

[rube @rube_lome]

“You’re so funny”

Ok then, marry me.

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We as a society don’t give Flo Rida the credit he deserves