zoe

fake it till you make it (she / her) 🪴🍄

[zoe @z_dubbs]

an autobiography

[zoe @z_dubbs]

my plants when i waltz over to water them for the fifth time this week

[canene @canneo2440917]

Living plant controls a machete through an industrial robot arm

[zoe @z_dubbs]

minnesota is lovely this time of year

[Jess Mitter, DO @jessmitter]

Just want everyone to know in my life that I live in New York now and would love visitors, especially from the following states: AL, AZ, AR, GA, ID, IA, KY, LA, MI, MS, MO, ND, OH, OK, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, WV, WI, & WY.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i think if u can pass some sort of proficiency test u should be allowed to wear roller blades in places like malls and the airport

[zoe @z_dubbs]

today fb memories reminded me of the time 10 years ago when someone gave me a beanie baby ostrich bc i reminded them of an ostrich. since then, it’s proved to be the gift that keeps on giving!!!!!

(it’s giving body dysmorphia but what can ya do)

[Dilly @uglydilly]

It’s Sexual Assault Awareness month and I wanna say a big Fuck You to anyone who touched another human being without fucking consent.

[zoe @z_dubbs]

@LainaNelson why is he a celeb in oklahoma

[zoe @z_dubbs]

denver locked us out of the house last night so

[zoe @z_dubbs]

nothing but respect for the jonas brothers for releasing one song and then touring

[piper @cbfplr]

i made this for y’all

[zoe @z_dubbs]

hey guys quick q do you know what “mixies” means

[zoe @z_dubbs]

a conversation between me and my damn stomach

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Want to see how many Cheetos I can eat?

Me: No.

5: It's all of them.

[zoe @z_dubbs]

just showed my mom a picture from twitter and she laughed and said “who is that”

nature is healing

[zoe @z_dubbs]

hi yes, @AppleSupport? is there a way i can make the live feed of my dogs at the kennel my background for the weekend??

[zoe @z_dubbs]

almost too real

[𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢🍉 @fleurkenloathe]

I want to talk about consent. Not just consent, enthusiastic, freely given consent. My daughter came home from school today and said a boy she had previously labelled as ‘annoying’ was ‘ok now’ and she liked him back. After chatting it became clear that actually, she didn’t 1/

[zoe @z_dubbs]

he is living my dream tbh

[zoe @z_dubbs]

@SarahTheBloom @brookematejka

[zoe @z_dubbs]

are grocery store employees who comment on the food im buying....breaking the fourth wall?

[zoe @z_dubbs]

my first ever screen name was musiclover412

[the original self-identified emo @ThyArtIsMemes]

music fans when music comes on

[zoe @z_dubbs]

9 y/o asks me what animal makes the sound he’s making so i start guessing & this dude goes “actually no it’s a nonexistent animal. or maybe it’s a sheep pretending to be a fish, i don’t know”