Bong Ripperton

Zoë | 27 | Bi | “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me”

[amber ♡ @tanijrou]

Megan pushing tanjiro from demon slayer to train harder

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Whoever decided to put ham in these sexy lil fish nets was a freak

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@nottydesignss My mom used this when I was growing up and now I use it too. I have stupid dry skin and this has been the only thing I’ve ever used that makes my skin feel hydrated on a molecular levellllll

[Bong Ripperton @z_silvey]

My therapist’s 14 year old dog came up to me and put her chin in my lap when I was crying and my brain couldn’t cope

[🖤🤍 @rorschachisgay]

he looks like a woman at a farmers market who knows an insane amount about the healing properties of honey and is going through an extremely acrimonious divorce

[Bong Ripperton @z_silvey]

@ChrisETeigen The deadpan “is something wrong?” Always gets me

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@lionel_trolling Glaring and stank facing at everyone just simply walking to their destination is embarrassing behavior

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@hotpinkfurby SHES FROM HENDO?!

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@heyilyforever The ballon when you squeeze the top and release air slowly

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@thedailybeast I’m sorry but her left eye is melting off her face

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

make them go on Hot Ones

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@kyoruyeye It shaped my youth in an irreversible way

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

ATTENZIONE HOT POCKET!!! ATTENZIONE HOT POCKET!!

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@TheCatMaster99 @VoicesByZane Ok well good for you??? That’s not the case for the majority of retail workers

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@Linalatinaa @cctvidiots So? When I was a kid my parents drilled into my head to always ask to approach any dog and let it sniff me before petting, let alone fuckin hitting a dog on the head. The thing about kids is they can easily learn manners

[luz @vnbvrnt]

they were giving last lesbians on earth

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@makeupbyshaniah I had a “friend” who consistently pulled shit like this after I explicitly begged her to stop. Her excuse was “you weren’t gonna make a move anyway!!”

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@HonestoAbe @olwestside The parasocial relationship is oddddddd 🥴 she knows how to get their money tho