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All tweets are my own opinions and not the views of my employer.

[meg @urfriendmeg]

this will never not be funny to me. they absolutely embarrassed the fuck out of vegas, shutting out that evil ass team and making carter hart go down as the worst goalie in finals HISTORY, made him CRY and then did the storm surge on THEIR ice and logo

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@elonmusk Why’d you throw up the seig hail you autistic bitch?

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

Ok, it’s time. Matt is social media manager for ⁦@DunningGolf⁩ and hates to be in front of the camera.

It’s time to roast his swing. Don’t hold back.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@POTUS

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@steelhead195 @raleighpolice @RaleighGov I thought the same thing. Had to go the back way to get to umiya sushi like 15 minutes ago and there were tons of cops still driving to the scene.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@styt101 Then get off https://t.co/pT3d6kZm4Q and get a job or a second job or a third job. Gulf of America is so stupid but your reply is just worse some how.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@_willcompton Give him a swirly!

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@DunningGolf Dunning from my head to my toes

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@Mike_kim714 I can tell you I’d like it more if Frankie Borelli wasn’t playing.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@PortaThottie No one should get a masters unless they’re going to be a doctor, lawyer, or quant.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@politicalmath Wendell, NC; Mebane, NC

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The engagement farming is so blatant, I can’t help but respect it.

A) I literally took that photo.

B) It’s called “JJ’s Way” and it’s available at Culver’s nationwide right now.

C) Proceeds from it have donated $100,000 to help kids across the country via @WattFoundation

D) Fun Fact: When creating this meal, they asked what my normal order is. Out of concern that not enough people would be able to finish it, we had to drop the 2nd burger and the crispy chicken sandwich. 😂

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

Does anyone remember the actual brain surgeon that ran for president?

[Ya Boy Albie @Mr_AlbieShore]

We gonna ignore that the SWARM acronym spells out SWERM?

[KP @KPNYJ]

everyone involved in this should be embarrassed. burn this course to the ground.

[FootJoy @FootJoy]

We didn't.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@catturd2 But you’ll take an Elon pull at face value lmao. Polls are not a good measure of the population on either side.

[Chief Nerd @TheChiefNerd]

Chris Cuomo Calls Out the Hypocrisy at the DNC

“Those suites start at $500k…Those boxes are filled with the same people that they say they’re going to regulate.”

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@imjdsharp @elonmusk This is going to be a huge lesson that a sample size of 10% or more is not reflective of the entire population and polls are fucking useless.

[zsmithhh @z_smithhh]

@imjdsharp @elonmusk This is going to be a huge lesson that a sample size of 10% or more is not reflective of the entire population and polls are fucking useless.