when I told stefan to chop up his dad, I meant chop him up and hide the pieces like he’s dexter fucking morgan but the dumb bitch thought a decapitated head would be a great addition to his decor. no fucking wonder he went to prison. #Bandersnach
I'll never forget in gym class 2nd grade we were all sitting on the ground and I quietly raised my hand to tell the teacher the boy behind me was groping and smacking my ass and i got sent to the principles office for interupting the class and they called my mom