banana bread 🍌🍞

care about each other. it's free 💅🥹
yee haw let's educate y'all 🤠
oh to be a frog on a lily pad rather than this electrical meatball 🧠🐸

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

?!?!?!

I literally don't give my # out for this fucking reason.

Immature childish ass

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

What the fuck

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

America and Israel voted against UN move to make food a human right

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

Bro. I've literally been this person and come to find out I had a chronic fucking illness

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

Y'all out here having kids and treating them like shit making villians fr

[VisionaryVoid @VisionaryVoid]

Hanssen’s father, Howard, was a Chicago police officer who was emotionally abusive, which may have influenced Hanssen’s later actions.

Hanssen’s espionage activities were not limited to selling classified documents. He also revealed the existence of a multimillion-dollar eavesdropping tunnel built by the FBI under the Soviet Embassy in Washington, D.C. This tunnel was intended to gather intelligence on Soviet activities but was rendered useless once Hanssen disclosed its existence to the KGB.

Hanssen utilized a Palm Pilot to store and transfer classified information. This device, which was relatively advanced for its time, allowed him to manage his espionage activities discreetly.

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

"it doesn't feel good with a condom on"

I don't care if it doesn't feel as good as raw. We ain't gonna catch anything ❌

[Thee Comfort O.🌸 @comfortomovre]

My good sis, as we get older, there are just some lies from men that we should no longer be falling for. Lies like:

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

God bless america

Wait. Denmark has happier citizens & better ...

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just remembered I can get a little high

[🥀_ Imposter_🥀 @Imposter_Edits]

San Bernardino police approached Billy Hill as he left work, looking for a person they were chasing over a stolen motorcycle. Police ended up taking him and hitting him with batons so hard they broke both his legs. Billy was not the man who they were looking for.

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

Every generation, same trauma. What the fuck.

Rigged from day 0.

This is not very cash money

[Susan B. Anthony’s ghost @scottygirl2014]

@TheRickyDavila Gen Z and women of every age and race are going to get us through this nightmare, and onto the future we deserve.

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

*smooch*

[donnatella moss🫧 @lyrics2jesus]

so there was this thing……

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

What if he does psychedelics? Maybe he'll finish it.

[westerosies @westerosies]

George R.R. Martin when asked if there’s one thing he’d change about his books:

“If I could change one thing... I’d have them finished.”

(via: @OxWritersHouse: https://t.co/H2ntY9v5DY)

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

This would have saved America during COVID pandemic if Yang was president
#yang2024 #ubi #yang2020

[Jon Munitz @JonMunitz]

If the USA enacted a $1200/month Universal Basic Income, what do you think the biggest change on your life would be after 1 year? #UBI

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

Absolutely not. My tilted uterus & IUD say NO.

[Gema @gemaa_queen]

@kiwithesmol I think 7

[xX KIWI Xx @kiwithesmol]

banger. MEN DESERVE VALIDATION TOO. :)

[xX KIWI Xx @kiwithesmol]

6 inches IS BIG.

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

"Alexa, remind me to check in about this kid in a year."

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

15-year-old Heman Bekele invented soap to potentially treat skin cancer

He was named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

No wonder why millennials & gen z don't want kids

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

Gen X parents are a hit or miss

Either close relationship or trauma.

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

Gen X parents are a hit or miss

Either close relationship or trauma.

[Emmy @Emmmyalluu]

@WritingTheWrong I don’t like girls but this created a puddle in my pants maybe it’s time to experiment

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

You can be crushed by corporate America on weekdays.

And be throwing it back on weekends.

Duality if the working girlie pops

[banana bread 🍌🍞 @zaaamzaddy]

American voting is so exhausting.
Parties in America are exhausting.
Being an American is fucking exhausting.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

I would love to be a single issue voter but I can’t - as much as I would love an unabashedly pro-Palestine candidate, i need a candidate who will protect my body autonomy, knows housing is a human right, pro-union, anti-war, anti-racist, pro-lgbtq, pro-education, pro-kids…