Zabberz

Bagel and Pretzel’s Mom | Ogely Mogely’s Manager

[Carmie Supreme @CarmanTse]

this is why they founded the city of Los Angeles

[Chris @citehchris]

if I was playing in the nba finals I would make every shot and never turn the ball over. it baffles me why no one else is doing this

[. @playboicurrryy]

saying "are our" in a sentence

[cameron @IngmarBagman]

Gay ppl be like do you wanna come hang out with an immigration lawyer and a pornstar

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

California election results coming in

[Vale cOhtani @valecotah]

Ohtani pegando home run en el mismo juego que esta pitchando

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[average lady @girlcloudnine]

ok here's the trick to having a healthy relationship with a man: he should be a communist and also a little gay

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

pissing me off syndrome

[Zabberz @zabadeel]

Been in Chicago for all of one hour - we haven’t even finished picking up our rental car - and Tommy has already become buds with every affable white guy we’ve stood near. I’m afraid the Midwestern niceness is going to destroy my carefully timed itinerary.

[Miaw @Miaw]

???

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

pulling one of these out after i get caught tweeting while doing 110mph on I-5

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Tiny round rain frog wakes up, yawns, rubs his eyes, then squeezes himself into his tiny hole

[Blake Snell Enjoyer @SnellEnjoyer]

Dodger fans: “It’s the Rockies, we got these games “

The Dodgers :

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

I took her to my river and I creeked it

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

hes him

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[Zabberz @zabadeel]

The kind of shit my in laws be texting me at 5am

[waria ☭ 🤌 THE RETURN @EternalWop]

The Kristi Noem’s husband thing should have been a top 5 day on the internet of all time but we just have too much shit going on right now