🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻

Knows what you should do. Second-class citizen according to the Supreme Court. Sensitive to hypocrisy, prone to pointing it out.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@UALRCAHC Fantasia in my youth, Star Wars Ep 2 in 2002.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@alexahenning @Mr_McGarrah An easy way would be to share a link!

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

He keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what he think it means.

[James F. Love IV @JamesFLoveIV]

'Those tapes are my tapes!' Trump enraged by Jack Smith's evidence against him https://t.co/xymibxWFO7

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Too bad we can’t get cameras in for the “answering for your sins” section of the afterlife.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@JeffSharlet @LadySnArkansas https://t.co/LTuqRc8CZJ

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@eddieizzard You are brilliant as Eddie and I can’t wait to get to know Suzy better. Your talent can be called whatever it wants to. Keep it up! We love you!

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@ConnorLounsbury @AaronParnas He short!!

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@RonFilipkowski Bud light doesn’t care if you drink it, just that you buy it, idiots.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@SarahHuckabee Does liberty include my access to all healthcare procedures? It doesn’t, I am not liberated.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

Marge seems to know a lot about Porn Hub.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Marge has been doing her own research again: “Hunter Biden is such a filthy human being that he had multiple accounts on PornHub - that disgusting pornography website.”

[Jared Yates Sexton @JYSexton]

People keep asking how it is that Elon Musk, Bill Maher, and any number of personalities or institutions and media have "changed" so much.

But the truth is they haven't changed. Circumstances did. And their "principles" were revealed as performative.

https://t.co/aMOoScLz3o

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@EricIdle @morgfair I was born into a cult that is all tingly right now because this rock is being moved.

Go rock go!

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@MuellerSheWrote He’s doing it wrong then.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@11tulips It’s actually considered rude to stop someone from pouring or topping off your wine glass wine as the servants/attendants get the leftovers.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

Wordle 677 2/6

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[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@MuellerSheWrote Obvi on a much smaller level, same.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@alimbrady Thank you for your service!

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@Dominowarlock @JamesFLoveIV Oops! Too late!

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@AP_Oddities @AP So stupid to demand a player not have any time to consider their setup when a 100mph ball is headed for their skull.

Not to mention, PPL LIKE BASEBALL BECAUSE ITS SLOW. I don’t want to watch a rat race when I’m trying to relax.

[🌻 🌻 Liz Johnson 🌻 @zabaj]

@ArkansasBlog This is so much BS, you don’t need to BUY it there to have booze at Petit Jean. Jus’ saying.